Enjoy Interesting Forwards

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  1. sonu

    sonu New IL'ite

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    Gals,

    I got this forwarded to me by a friend. It was very nice, hence wanted to share. Though not applicable entirely to Indian way of living (may be more applicable to Western way of living), still most of them should be lovely to practice!

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    A- Abandon Selfishness and Be Open to Change

    B- Bestow Praise on One Another

    C- Call Home if Running Late

    D- Dream Dreams Together

    E- Enjoy Learning New Discoveries About One Another

    F- Flowers Say Much

    G- Grins Can Be Life Giving in Your Marriage

    H- Hands are for Holding

    I- Invest Your Time, Talent and Treasure on Your Marriage Relationship

    J- Journey Together and Share Expectations

    K- Know How to Have Fun Together

    L- Love is a Decision

    M- Make Time for Being Alone Together

    N- Negativity is Death Dealing in Any Relationship

    O- Obliterate Jumping to Conclusions

    P- Plan for Passion

    Q- Quit Quarrelling Constantly -- If the issue is over 48 hours old, let it go!

    R- Remember Special Days, e.g. Anniversaries

    S- Share Feelings on a Daily Basis

    T- Take Lots of Pictures and Create Great Memories

    U- Unity Creates Joy

    V- Vacations are Not Luxuries - Make Time to Re-Create

    W- Write Love Letters to One Another

    X- Xmas is a Time for Building Traditions, Not for Creating Tension

    Y- Yearn for a Great Marriage, Not Just a Good One, By Supporting One Another

    Z- Zestfulness Breeds Excitement


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  2. shakila

    shakila Junior IL'ite

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    Adding "..in bed" to fortune cookie messages

    A friend of mine told me that adding "...in bed" to the end of fortune cookie messages makes it pretty interesting and funny. After hearing that, myself and my husband always had a great laugh adding "in bed" to the message whenever we have a fortune cookie.

    Here are the last two messages we had...

    "You are going to have a pleasant experience."...in bed.
    "People find it difficult to resist your persuasive manner"..in bed. (my husband had a roll of laughter with this)

    Please post your fortune cookie messages and lets all have a good laugh [​IMG]

    P.S: For those who don't know what a fortune cookie is, please see the picture below. It is a cookie that most restaurants provide along with the bill. When you open the cookie there is a small piece of paper with a fortune message.



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  3. shakila

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    The last fortune cookie message...
    "You are broad-minded and socially active in bed!"
    My husband asked me, what does being socially active in bed mean ?!?
     

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