Don't Scorn ****

All peaceful, law abiding watchers of online erotica that begins with P and ends with N, you’re in danger. There’s a lady from Mumbai who is out to throw spanner into your works. She says you shouldn’t be allowed to watch naughty stuff because it has put her marriage on rocks.


Does that make any sense? She has gone to Supreme Court demanding ban on internet erotica because her husband watches **** and her marriage suffers because of that. So nobody should watch such stuff.

Isn’t it ridiculous. How does her marriage suffer if you watch naughty things?. If her marriage suffers, doesn’t she have a powerful weapon to set it right? Yes, a rolling pin. Give the hubby a whack or two on the head with it and the guy would watch channels like Aastha, Bhakti TV etc henceforth after the blows make his brain take a 180 degree turn.


BTW doesn’t the SC have anything better to do than decide what we should watch, eat, drink and how we should dress?. There are serious issues like Sasikala that the judges need to focus their attention on instead of trivial issues like pah! ****.



And I fail to understand how erotica adversely affects married life. I thought it acted as performance enhancer and not the other way. What is better than a mindful of **** to aid the performers?


It turns out that the wifey in this case is in her 50s and the guy in what she calls “declining years” (Wonder what has declined in his case). May be she is jealous and is worried that the DH would start drooling at the friendly neighbourhood PYTs.


Aw come on, that does not mean that the younger couples feel the same way, the mutual DQ (Drool quotient) being much higher in their case. Don’t be surprised that if a young wife comes to court demanding divorce because even compulsory adult stuff watch did not act as aphrodisiac in her hubby’s case.


So one person’s p**n could be another’s scorn and there could be no sweeping generalizations on the issue. So hope SC does not blight a lot of lives by playing the moral police. I remember during pre-marriage stag parties of some of my friends, oh so blue videos were a must but by the time the videos went on, the guys were too indifferent as their heads had already been addled by a hell lot of booze. At one such party one dead drunk guy asked another what was going on in the screen. The other said he had no clue, but said it looked like WWF wrestling.


I believe in the north grooms are fed what is called palang thod pan before their wedding night. The pan is supposed to be such an aphrodisiac that the nuptial bed is supposed to break. I suspect in those days they must have used flimsy cots. But my point is heaven knows what Mr. PT Pan contains. It could be unhealthy. Instead the grooms could be shown a red hot movie say something from the sunny days of Leone.


In a country where the three letter word S-E-X is frowned upon (that no way checks a burgeoning population) and putting it before EDUCATION is likely to get the goat of moral police, p**n performs the valuable service of teaching a few things about birds and bees to innocent, ignorant bachelors. If you don’t want hot stuff , teach the kids birds and bees in school.


Finally does anyone know a place where I can hide from moral police.? This blog is likely to lead to a bash up warrant against me from them. And finally an apology to Kamalji for straying into his territory.

 

What a great futuristic vision! I also loved the way you twisted the four letter word so that it escapes from being reduced to four stars.

 

Agatha a pretty strong comment. One doesn't need online **** to view women as sex machines to satiate cravings. That is ingrained in the mindset humanity has inherited from its primate ancestors. **** thrives only in societies that are conservative and regressive. What we need is a radical change in our attitude to gender relationship to ensure that it is sidelined.

 

Agreed Kamalji and at times p**N and bhakti are interchangeable. There is lot of p**n in bhakti poetry. Banning online **** is like tilting at the windmill or asking waves to go back.

Watching **** is rel

Watching **** is relatively harmless when compared to gambling drinking, smoking and drugs. It also keeps the DH glued to his computer at home. Agreed 100% Nonya.

 

Agreed Kamalji and at times p**N and bhakti are interchangeable. There is lot of p**n in bhakti poetry. Banning online **** is like tilting at the windmill or asking waves to go back.

Watching **** is rel

Watching **** is relatively harmless when compared to gambling drinking, smoking and drugs. It also keeps the DH glued to his computer at home. Agreed 100% Nonya.