Don't laugh, but avail the offer!

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  1. Chitvish

    Chitvish Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    This appeared in " Apollo Times" dated 13th April.
    Avail the offer:

    A lady from South India opened Indian Stores & vegetarian Restaurants in 8 centres in the U.S., creating overwhelming business & demand, with excellent cuisine.

    At the entrance, there was a half double door, kept closed by spring gadgets. The following matter was painted on the glass panel:

    Ladies Garments

    Available 50% discount

    Free Trial facilities

    Customers Treated warmly

    Satisfaction for money asssured

    Action satisfaction

    One fine evening, a six feet tall & robust lady, in a great hurry, banged on the door, as a result of which the right door springs got detached & hence only the left door was in the right position. Hundreds of customers stopped at the entrance to read the amusing words, which made them laugh !





    Love & regards,
    Chithra.
     
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    sudhavnarasimhan Silver IL'ite

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    Chitra,
    I hope te shopkeepers realised and got the door fixed or changed the signs.....one wonders how many rushed to Avail this Offer! ha ha ...
     
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    varalotti Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    A Good One, Chitra...

    That was a really good one, Chitra. Just tell me where the shop is. At least give the phone number of the six feet tall robust lady....
    ha ha ha
    sridhar
     
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    Chitvish Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    i have all details !!!!!

    Dear Sridhar,
    The name of the lady, her twin daughters' names, the shop's address & name -I have all details. Knowing how naughty " anonymous 2" is, I omitted the details in my post ! HA HA HA.
    Love & regards,
    Chithra.
     

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