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Discussion in 'Pets and Animal Lovers' started by kelly1966, Jan 17, 2012.

  1. kelly1966

    kelly1966 Platinum IL'ite

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    Dear All this was sent to me by a good friend... hope you enjoy it as much as I did..
    DOGGIES NEW RESOLUTION...
    I will no longer pull my Mom/Dad down the street. *exceptions may apply.
    I will not fart, burp, or make other weird and disgusting noises in my Mum’s face.
    I will not slurp my food nor slobber it all over the bowl and floor.
    Even though the toilet water is delicious, I will drink the water out of my bowl without whining.
    I will not eat poop under any circumstance.
    I will not growl at NOTHING in the dark nor chase after invisible NOTHINGS in the dark in the yard.
    When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.
    I will not smile at my mum with innocent looking eyes, indicating that I may have done something wrong but am covering it up by looking adorable and irresistibly cute.
    I will not be good while my Dad is in the house and then sneak into the garbage for a snack while he is away.
    I will not chew on dirty underwear, dirty socks or other tempting human clothing to appease my taste for my human’s scent.
    I will no longer hog the bed, leaving my mum and dad hanging from the edge.
    When the doorbell rings, I will remember that it is not necessarily for me and let my mum answer the door. And when someone comes in the door, I will not jump on and slobber all over them.
    I will not lick my butt and then lick my mum & dad or any human in the house in the face.
    I will not walk under the big dog when he is peeing.
    When I shake myself off after my bath, I will do it out of range of dad. Flying water and fur is not on his list of favorite things.
    I will not lick the baby in the mouth, nor knock over any children in order to give them a big swipe of my large tongue.
    I will try to not do lick-by’s even when tempted with naked human legs and feet as they walk by.
    I will not steal Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.
    The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom & Dad's laps.
    My head does not belong in the refrigerator or the wastebasket.
    I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
    I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
    I will sit patiently for my mum to take lovely photos of me that she can post on Facebook and let the world know what a lovely prince / princess I am.
    I will not hamper Dad from typing on the keyboard when he is writing about me and other important xitpbeuxmeuemeictthhggg6453ncm
     
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  2. vidukarth

    vidukarth Platinum IL'ite

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    very funny post... :)
     
  3. kelly1966

    kelly1966 Platinum IL'ite

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    thanks vidhu..
    not a lot of people seem to like it as no FB
    K
     
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    Good Resolutions of the doggy:)
     
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    good post... keep up the good work!!!!!!!!!!1
     
  7. kelly1966

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    Dear Custard / Vani / Subha.
    Glad you liked it.. I really thought it was tooo good.
    K
     
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    Too good.. People who has got a doggie @ home will surely enjoy reading it.. But what will happen if our doggie follows all this resolutions :(
     
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    Hi kelly,
    New Year greetings to U & Harley too from R & J and ME !!
    Your post was a fabulous one ....thorughly enjoyed each resolution that the little doggie plans to implement.....a really great riot of LOL's!
    While reading I felt it all applied very much to our junior doggie , the Basset hound called Julius aka JUJU.
    He is so much like the one whose resolutions you have shared here.The difference being that our JUJU will not folow anyone of these and will go about merrily in his naughty irritating habits which ofcourse makes him more endearing to us !! Romeo is all mature and wise now having reached the age of 5 ! He is quite the gentleman and a perfect watch dog ....partial to my DH though I do all the 'taking care work' I call him MCD or male chauvnist DOG !!:rotfl
     
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    hi Paulina
    glad you liked it...
    lots of woof woof for a great year from Harley to Romeo and Juju..
    hi Gopi..
    thanks for liking the post

    k
     

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