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  1. idonthatemylife

    idonthatemylife Silver IL'ite

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    ``` *Aadhaar card* :
    A Must Must Read
    A Scene in 2020...

    ⚡Operator:
    Hello Pizza Hut!

    Customer: Hello, can you please take my order?

    ⚡Operator : Can I have your multi purpose Aadhar card number first, Sir?

    Customer: Yeah!
    Hold on..... My number is 889861356102049998-45-54610

    ⚡Operator : OK... you're... Mr SYED and you're calling from 155, 1st Cross. Panduranga Nagar, MG Road, Hyderabad. . Your home number is 26490786, your office 22211379 and your mobile is 9880088786. You are calling from you home number now.

    Customer: (Astonished) How did you get all my phone numbers?

    ⚡Operator : We are connected to the system, Sir.

    Customer: I wish to order your Seafood Pizza...

    ⚡Operator : That's not a good idea Sir.

    Customer: How come?

    ⚡Operator : According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level, sir.

    Customer: What?... What do you recommend then?

    ⚡Operator : Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it.

    Customer: How do you know for sure?

    ⚡Operator : You borrowed a book titled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week, sir.

    Customer: OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then.

    ⚡Operator : That should be enough for your family of 07. Sir. The total is Rs. 2,450.

    Customer: Can I pay by credit card?

    ⚡Operator : I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs. 1,51,758 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.

    Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives.

    ⚡Operator : You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've exhausted even your overdraft limit.

    Customer: Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?

    ⚡Operator : About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle.

    Customer: What?

    ⚡Operator : According to the details in the system , you own a motorcycle registration number 7786

    Customer: "????" (hmmm.. these guys know my motorcyle number too!)

    ⚡Operator : Is there anything else, sir?

    Customer: Nothing.! .. by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?

    ⚡Operator : We normally would sir, but based on your records, you're also diabetic... In the best interest of your health, we are holding this offer for you.

    Customer: teri

    ⚡Operator: Better mind your language sir. Remember on 10th July 1986 you were imprisoned for 3 days and fined Rs.5,000 for using abusive language against a policeman...?

    Customer faints... ...
    WELCOME 2 DIGITAL INDIA```
     
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  2. vaidehi71

    vaidehi71 IL Hall of Fame

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    Lol. So hilarious.
     
  3. suryakala

    suryakala Finest Post Winner

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    Dear @idonthatemylife ,

    A lovely and most likely peep into the future! Looks very dangerous!! Enjoyed!
     
  4. simba1211

    simba1211 Junior IL'ite

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    The joke is indeed good!!!


    Apart from jokes it is a very good step taken by our Government of India to start the Digital India movement. The initial stages like any other projects were challenging. Gradually the steps taken to lay an infrastructure of fiber optic cables instead of the copper cables have proven to be a success. With more than 26 metro cities and many rural areas covered the telecom industry has made literacy programme , free wifii hot spots programme, digitise India programme possible. Sterlite Tech is one of the telecom products manufacturers participating in the Digital India movement by delivering the service of bandwidth and more through fiber data cables.
     
  5. NamrataSoni91

    NamrataSoni91 Junior IL'ite

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    I too am looking forward to a complete new India after Digital India is completed. It will not be much of a difference in metro cities and small towns where people can buy and take advantage of the internet. But in urban areas where most of the population lives it will make a difference, which eventually brings the wave of progress and economic growth to our country.
     
  6. aswathyk

    aswathyk Gold IL'ite

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    Haha...:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing: really nice
     

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