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Dear Donald Trump

Discussion in 'Snippets of Life (Non-Fiction)' started by Balajee, Feb 22, 2020.

  1. Balajee

    Balajee IL Hall of Fame

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    Hiya Donnie,

    Welcome to India. Sorry for not being polite and saying ‘NAMASTE TRUMP’’ . I like to keep things at an informal level you see.

    You should really be happy to be here. Wr are a nation of hero worshippers Somehow either due to accident or design of some demented people you have joined the list.


    A few years ago, some Hindu fundies celebrated your birthday trying in vain to force a piece of cake on your cardboard cutout but that it turned iuyt was most certainly not a piece of cake. The cutout stubbornly refused to eat the cake and the disappointed organizers , who billed you as the knight in shining armor ate the cake themselves.

    Recently our media has unearthed another nUtter who ritually worships your picture with flowers and incense. See how popular you are among the lunatic fringe

    And our government varies from them in degree but not in kind.They are burning a whopping 1.2 billion rupees to give you a grand reception in a cricket stadium in Ahmedabad. It is going t serve only two purposes. First your GK will improve slightly as you will know that there is a city called Ahmedabad, secondly, you’ll learn that the word ‘’cricket’’ does not denote just an insect.

    When you drive through Ahmedabad, you will also learn that we Indians have been successful in some areas in which success has still eluded the US. For instance. You have been talking of building a wall . we have actually built one,. Your proposed wall is meant to shield Americans from Mexicans while our Great Wall of Ahmedabad successfully shields you from Indian reality.

    Our worthy government has also erected several invisible walls across India dividing us from our compatriots on the basis of religion and caste. Now you gotta accept we are far ahead of you when it comes to walls. Maybe you can ink an agreement with our dear NaMobhai giving us the contract for providing consultancy services to us on building the Great Wall of Trump.

    That is provided the wall is not the kind of promise our dear NaMobhai makes, like rs1.5 million in every Indian’s bank account and 20 million jobs a year.

    We are also one up on US on another front. There you really don’t know who is secure and who is not. Even schoolkids are not safe there in schools Any kid who has been ticked off by his teacher for not doing his homework can bring a gun to school and mow down dozens of students. Here everyone knows who is insecure—women and minorities.rapes and other crimes against women are dime a dozen here. As for minorities, alarmed by their lynchings, the government itself ha taken over the task of making them feel insecure.

    Otherwise, you guys are on top of us and the world. Anyway, Donnie, have fun during your 36 hours stay here. While we may gain nothing from your visit, I expect your armament racketeers to make a pretty packet in India worth billions of dollars. It is going to be rich pickings for them considering we spend more money on arms than on education and health.

    Say hi to Melania and Ivanka from me.

    Yours not so sincerely,
    Someone who is no fan of yours or of your host.
     
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  2. HariLakhera

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    Good one. Good that you are on first name basis with him but not with NaMobhai. Keep it up. The world is moving towards onemanship, I am told, so these are changing times.
     
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    Thanks for your view points. Kudos to your vitriolic humour with points for deliberation in terms of huge promises, job creation, amount to be deposited in every citizen’s account and the WALL a la Cricket Dravid.

    2. You see, I am trained always to see by habit, the “half full” glass.

    3. This is seventh time Namo & Donald meet in a huge set up in great hurry. I suppose, in view of impending elections besides other things they might exchange ideas about making manifesto without involving CIA & Russia.

    4. The huge capacity 1, 10, 000 seat stadium first in the world cost per seat a mind boggling renovation expense in excess of $10000. The poor the impoverished can comfortably stand on the long refurbished 22 km road to watch the spectacular “ROAD SHOW”

    5. “ MUMTAZ” would be rejoicing in her grave that Donalds would stay for one long hour in her Mahal. It is easy to imagine, In Rajghat the invisible form Father of Nation and Jawaharlal both with welled up eyes, their right palm on their heart, watch in disbelief the towering giants.

    6. Defence deal and some other trade deals finalised between the Nations, while starving poor supposed to be elevated or elated with top guns encounter as borders’ security strengthened with their meet in rendezvous Sardar Patel stadium.

    7. Donald’s coming closer to this part of the globe - China - and trust hotel Mourya is free of Virus with fortified food and flow of beverages.

    8. In Gita Bhagavath it is supposed to have written that “ every thing happens , happened and to happen are correctly going”. Let us be optimistic desperately though.

    9. It could be Win Win for them for the people of both Nations.
    Welcome Donald and his entourage. Watch the bump pl!

    Regards.
     
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  4. Viswamitra

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    Dear Balajee,

    No wonder there is a big welcome organized as both were backed by the extreme fundamentalist. Both of them think that they are the most respected leader in the world while other leaders are openly ridiculing them. They both are narcissists and would do anything to anyone who would praise them. They are both bad negotiators. They both think getting elected again is their #1 priority. They are both against immigration and are informally like to reclaim the country to one fundamental group. They both promote the friendship to counter China.

    The only difference I see is Trump practices nepotism when Namo has no family to practice it.
     
  5. Balajee

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    Viswa Namo does have his siblings and mother not to speak of an abandoned wife. But he is not showering them with favors. Modi and Trump coming together is a classic case of birds of the same feather flocking together. Trump came to power riding piggyback on a conservative Christian wave but NaMo did it simply bt making an extravagant promise to gullible voters. Then he talked of development and now he is baring his fangs with CAA and NRC.
     
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    TYAGU SIR, BE CAREFULyou could be arrested for trying to kill Trump through sarcasm. What we have here is a grain and chafe situation. TRUMP BRINGS THE CHAFE AND WE THE GRAIN. BOTH GRAIN AND CHAFE ARE MICED. THE CHAFE IS BLOWN AWAY AND BOTH THE PARTIES SHARE THE GRAIN. it is a case of two glasses / theirs will be full and ours empty .As for Taj Mahal I am sure Mumu dearest would be happy to host Trump there.
     
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    @Balajee
    :hello:Why you have such apprehensions? The jails are already full and statements of authors of posts and FB here if at all are considered offensive they would be accommodated in White House because you see, DT is our true friend; has been declared so. I have to believe it.
    • It is ( jail or White House ) jolly kushy 5* place to enjoy company of business barons, liquor barons, diamond barons et al.
    • You see with growth, jails also expected to be on growth path. Sasikala is a solid living example.
    • Some one writes world’s beautiful burial place is Tajmahal and that’s why the delectable visit. Thanks for dragging Mumtaz to host !
     
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    Hariji the times are a-changing. if I had called NaMobhai ''Naren'' I would have been arrested for sedition. But it is okay with Trump NaMobhai is loyal only to himself. He wouldn't bat an eyelid if you called Trump ''Donnie''.
     
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    Some people can turn hell into heaven and Sassy Sasikala has that skill She turned Parappana Agraharam jail into a resort at least for herself and Ilavarasi. We ordinary mortals don't have that talent. jail's growth depends on individual clout, not growth.
     
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