I dont know if my experience is gonna help you. I had those awkward breathing / gigling experiences in office elivators. There would be one guy and after I enter some how at each level only guys get added up. So I made up my mind that I will enter lift if its empty or a girl in it....so the next day, its is stuck in my mind and I wait for the lift, the door opens and there is a guy... out of frustation/ anxiety, i say " oh well then, I take stairs"... that was embarassing to both of us...
awkward breathing / gigling experiences in office elevators... yuck...are they sniffer dogs or pigs?? I wish my office was within 5 floors. it is located on a 2-digit floor, unfortunately. suggestions by the other members seem to be working.. fake app call, or thanqued, or hand flicking.... I only wish I do not hear "welcomed" after I say thanqued.. lol.. we can easily predict those ill mannered bastards. btw, I have encountered these gentlemen, who when in the elevator, do make way or ask which floor would I want to go (they were actually closer to the lift buttons that I was).. though I would say, a man taking the lead(ahem, ahem) in an elevator is just 2% of the times.
well this was looong time ago...now in a better place....yes, the suggestoions here would work completely. Well, my office is not that high now and people are matured, me too not in 20's anymore, and respect each other...so its decent..
Haha! Your posts are hilarious . I can't tell you how much they make me smile with recognition. I go through these same experiences every day. People like us are not cut out for India.