College - Old memories (Funny quotes - Hindi in english wordings)

1. On being Late
"Kab shuru hua?"
"Attendance ho gayi kya??"
"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"
"acha vo aayi hai kya ??
"Mein kya karu, wo bathroom mein ghusa hua tha"
"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu……… bolna …….. kal kya padaya tha sir ne"
"Kal se pakka class karunga"
"Ek page de na………. abbe pen bhi to de……."
"abe 1 page ke liye kyu mar raha hai "

2. During the lecture
"Yesss !!!! Sir…….The answer is …….huuuummmmm…….aaaaaaaa……"
"No sir…..I know the answer …….sir…."
"Sir - Saala apne aapko Newtonsamajta hai"
"Abe lecture ko chod….. dekh wo kya lag rahi hai aaj…….."
"Uske baju mein nahi baith sakta tha…….gadha……."
"Yaar aaj madam kya lag rahi hai ……."
"Nahi yaar, suna hai uska bhai bhi isi collge may hai"
"Kya yaar 1 akshar bhi samaj nahi aa raha hai , is se acha to hota ki aate hi nahi "
"Abe ye kya saari kitab aaj hi khatam karega"
"he bhagwan utha le utha le ,,,,, is teacher ko"

3. Lab
"yaar agar mai multimeter ka 1 needle tod dunga to kya hoga"
"Yaar koi unchecked file search kar na "
"sir aaj song sunlo practicle to kal bhi kar lenge "
"sir aap please internal to laga doge na"

4. Tests
"Tests? …..Aree yaar…… "
"Kya…… abe Test mein itna topic hai to annual mein kya hoga…."
"Boss….. ho gaya……aur nahi ho sakta……..jaan nahi de sakta……."
"Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya?"
"Aaj kaunsa test hai?"
"Abe test may bhi koi padhta hai , exam may padhege. "
After test……
"yaar padha tha….recall nahi kar paya…….chhod na ……. Canteen chalenge…"

5. For attendance
(less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)
"sir mai aaya tha last monday or aapne yaha present hi nahi lagayai , puch lo kisis se bhi"
"Sir please sir papa ko mat bulao , aage se regular rahuga"
"Saale tera koi bhi fayda nahi hai , proxy bhi nahi laga sakta kya"

6. Late submission of Projects
"Sir file geeli ho gayi thi , isliye dobara nayi banai"
"Last date extend hui thi"
"I didn't know the last date"
"sir meri file hostel may chori ho gayi thi
"Ab mein kya karu usne mere ko bole bina hi submit kar diya……."
"Abe chal hostel , junior kab kaam aayege..........
"They should allow XEROX…….."

7 . After exam
"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"
"Yeh bhi koi paper tha , kuch bhi nahi mila toilet me ?"
"Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"
"Kya yaar agar uski duty hoti to pakka paas ho gaya hota "
"Please bhai paper may dikha diyo nahi to is baar to mere ko bhagwan bhi paas nahi kara sakta"
"Ye Kaunsi book me tha"
"1st mein 3 marks …..2nd mein 0 …….3rd mein 2 …….tu to Gaya……….fail pakka……."
"Yaar notice lagte hi faad dena…...wo kya sochegi mera marks dekh kar……"
"Yaar vo ladka to gaya ,saale ka sir fodu ga ,paper me dikhaya hi nahi "

8 VIVA (b4 exam)
"Abe chod na paper may hi prepration karege"
"Aeee……bhai…..tere se kya poocha……."
"Sir please sir fail mat karna , "
"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak preparation nahi hui hai"

9 . Submission
"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"
"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
"Jai ho computer baba ki……jai ho Ctrl C + Ctrl V ki……."
"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"
"Ye tune kya likha hai?"
(The best one)
"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uski drawing nikal"
"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"
" Maineuska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar."
"Koi hint…….."
"Are baba ghasit de……..na tu samjega na wo…….."

10. Exam
"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, wo (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo (paper mein) nahi aata hai wo (mujhe) aata hai"
"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"
"ye last time hi poochha thaa"
"tere paas is ke notes hai??"
"woh chapter… mark weightage 6 marks… (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)"
"nahi samjha to ret le"
"External ke aane ke pura scene hai……. "
"Iss paper mein roll number ka kya order hai…….."
"Pichle paper mein to kuch to aata tha…….issmein to sala anda aata hai……"
"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya…….."


…….. bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai ………
…….. Aaj har wo baat yaad aati hai…….
…….. kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain ……..
…….. kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain ……..
…….. abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai ……...
…….. Dopahar ki class mein aakhen band karne ka man karta hai……
…….. hostel ke chat ki wo raat yaad aati hai …….. …….. exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak bahut pyari lagti hai ……..
…….. tab ki bekar lagne wali photo's chehre pe hasi laati hai …….
…….. Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai. ……...
…….. Par tumhari galti dekhne ka man karta hai……..
…….. Aaj tum bahut yaad aate ho…….
……..fir waise hi subah uthne ka man karta hai……..
……..bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai……..
……..bas ek bar aur …….
……..wapas lautne ka man karta hai