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    Rat Born in: 1924 1936 1948 1960 1972 1984 1996

    Personality
    Those who are born in the year of the Rat can become a successful Entrepreneur if the Rats ventures out beyond their own territory, they can survivor in all sorts of environment and weather. The rat is intelligent and active within his group of friends. Those rats whose are born in year 1960 and 1984 are a group of acquisitive rats, they will try their best in obtaining their goal once decision is set. Friends enjoy their company as they are easily going with people.
    Being a rat, greediness is something inevitable. At times, the rat is stubborn and selfish. Don’t make a rat jealous, you don’t like it when he get jealous. The rats feel insecure easily, they need concerns and support from family and friends.
    Word of advice: Don’t be too nosy in life.

    The Rat likes: bargains, Negotiation, Winning, Trust and Gambling.
    The Rat dislike: Boredom, Timetable, Poverty, Loneliness and Reprimands.

    Ox Born in: 1925 1937 1949 1961 1973 1985 1997

    Personality
    Those who are born in the year of the Ox are quiet. The Ox is hardworking, he is slow but steady. The Ox is resourceful, ask him a question and the answer will be delivered without fail. The Ox is adaptable in any environment, it makes no different between a luxurious apartment or a makeshift hut. An Ox is a royal and honest friend. Those who being friend with an Ox, they feel secure.
    The Ox can never keeps up with the latest fashion. Due to he slow personality, he always old-fashioned. Stubbornness is the trademark for the Ox. As the saying goes: Sometimes is easier to shift the mountain than changing the mind of an Ox. At times, Ox is defensive and quick-tempered.
    Word of advice: Don’t worry, be happy

    The Ox likes: Tradition, Appreciation, Organisation, Sobriety and Routine
    The Ox dislike: Gimmicks, Parties, Gossip, Laziness and Being Teased

    Tiger Born in: 1926 1938 1950 1962 1974 1986 1998

    Personality
    Those who are born in the year of the Tiger are strong and courageous. Never try to con a Tiger; you will be bitten. The tigers are a group of creative talent, their ideals are like water flowing non-stop from the mountains. Tiger is very generous toward friends and family; never show a single stinginess. The tigers always look at the bright side of the world when things turn sour, they are optimistic in life.
    The tiger is a noisy animal. A tiger attract attention around him by roaring. At times, he is boisterous. Sometimes, it hard to hold a tiger’s attention for long as he attention span is short. Making decision is a difficult task for a tiger. He rather follows instruction than making decision.

    Word of advice: Whatever you engage, think twice before rushing into action.

    The Tiger likes: Changes, New experiences, Flattery, Surprises, Quality and Parties.
    The Tiger dislike: Boredom, Criticism, Ignorance, Responsibility, Laws and Slowness.

    Rabbit Born in: 1927 1939 1951 1963 1975 1987 1999

    Personality
    Those who are born in the year of the Rabbit are a group of tranquil people, they do not talk much and they love peace. An elegant animal, which attracts opposite sex. Full of imaginative cells is what a rabbit person born with. A rabbit is a very compassionate animal, he never fail to console a friend when the need arises. A friend in need is a friend indeed. A rabbit moves along with his intuitive and it always proven to be right.
    Friends of the rabbits are trying to understand him, his inner self is camouflaged with a mysterious layer. At times, a rabbit can be quite eccentric and unpredictable. With a timid personality, a rabbit is always being bullied.
    Word of advice: Stand for your right.

    The Rabbit likes: The arts, Comfort, Secrets, Riddles and Intrigue.
    The Rabbit dislike: Decisions, Violence, Criticism, Untidiness and Dirtiness.

    Dragon Born in: 1928 1940 1952 1964 1976 1988 2000

    Personality
    Those who are born in the year of a Dragon are always lucky. They have more up than down in their entire life. The Dragon always look at the bright side of the world when things turn sour, they are optimistic in life. A symbol of bravery, and charismatically born is the life of a Dragon. A Dragon is full of confident in all his undertaking but sometimes is rather sensitive over small issue.
    Dragon is a perfectionist, which sometimes hurts him if thing does not turn out right. Dragon can be a proud animal, and because of this, friends are limited. The Dragon become obstinate as he enters the middle age, the older the Dragon grows, the stronger the characteristic will show.
    Word of advice: Don’t think to highly of oneself.

    The Dragon likes: Festivals, Control, Wealth, Comfort, Concerts, Antique and Decadence.
    The Dragon dislikes: Boredom, Cold, Dullness, Hunger, Hypocrisy and Quietness.

    Snake Born in: 1929 1941 1953 1965 1977 1989 2001

    Personality
    Those who are born in the year of snake are patient. Once you entangle with a snake, he will never let go. Snake has a persistent nature. The snake is quite protective over his personal item. Snake is born with a special intuitive. A person born in the year of Snake can sense problem before it arrives. When you are a snake, you are flexible. You can withstand any form of pressure and yet in good shape. Sometimes, the snake likes to be kept alone when he is in deep thought.
    Laziness never part with the Snake. The Snake can never be a good listener, so never confide to a Snake. People born under this zodiac sign can never complete a long-term project as they are inconsistent.

    The Snake likes: Mystery, Books, Extravagance, Warmth, Organising, Pets and Good Food
    The Snake dislike: Surprises, Cold, Lending Money, Crowds, Vulgarity, Noise and Discomfort.

    Horse Born in: 1930 1942 1954 1966 1978 1990 2002

    Personality
    Those who are born in the year of the Horse are cheerful, popular and quick-witted. As agile mentally as he is physically, he is quick to respond to any stimuli and will perform better than most people in difficult situations. In many cases, the high-spirited Horse may choose to leave home early. If he does not, his independent nature will goad him to start working young or take up a career at a relatively early age.
    On the negative side, the horse can be impulsive and stubborn. The horse is known for his explosive temper. Demanding a great deal from others, but himself ill-prepared to surrender all iota of his all-important freedom. The horse is often forgetful, absentminded and given to jumping into conclusions.
    Word of advice: Don’t show-off what you have achieved.

    The Horse likes: Riddles, Eat in Restaurants, Compliments, Conversation, Challenges and Kindness.
    The Horse dislikes: Violence, Cold, Cheating, Noise, Bad Food and Lateness.

    Goat Born in: 1931 1943 1955 1967 1979 1991 2003

    Personality
    Those who are born in the year of the Goat are harmonious and compassionate. The Goat is gentle Friends around him will know that his is thoughtful. His can become a famous artist if he chosen the artistic career path. Kind in nature but sensitive at times. Goat can be highly educated if he does not drop off before complete his education.
    Negatively, Goats are obstinate. They cannot management people well, often his vague character create misunderstandings, so they are not born managers. Timid is always refer to Goat, therefore, he can be easily be repressed.
    Word of advice: walk away from troubles.

    The Goat likes: Pleasure, Culture, Harmony, Space, Literature, Quiet, Freedom and Wit
    The Goat dislikes: Noise, War, Paperwork, Beggar, Politics, Bills and Inelegance.

    Monkey Born in: 1932 1944 1956 1968 1980 1992 2004

    Personality
    Those who are born in the year of the Monkey are relatively intelligent. They can be determined when come to decision-making. The Monkeys are inquisitive and like to go to the bottom of things. The Monkey’s enthusiastic nature is short-liven. They are keen to extremely helpful in the beginning but the flame die off faster than you think.
    Monkey’s mind is unpredictable. Occasionally, Monkey’s decision can be devious. Monkey nature is boisterous and often people are unable to tolerate. There are more enemies than friends in the Monkey’s social life, this is due to his selfish characteristic.
    Word of advice: Looks within yourself in search of an answer when encounter a rejection.

    The monkey likes: Risks, Cooking, Travel, Jokes, Intrigue, Flamboyance and Sunshine.
    The Monkey dislikes: Organisation, Illness, Convention, quietness, Responsibility and Failure.

    Rooster Born in: 1933 1945 1957 1969 1981 1993 2005

    Personality
    Those who are born in the year of the Rooster are fearless and self-confident in their outlook. The Rooster may be smart in many ways but must retain it in doing good deeds. Always envied by others due the he honest nature. Independent in life, both in family and career, has won him numerous achievements. The Rooster born in year 1957 is born with a charitable heart.
    Negatively, Rooster are careless. Rooster talks bluntly, and this has make him lost some friends. At times, the Rooster is too ambitious which results leads to loneliness at old age.
    Word of advice: Do not go head on with enemies.

    The Rooster likes: Hard works, Fresh Air, Neat but Casual, Challenges, Nature and Control.
    The Rooster dislikes: Laziness, Weakness, Technology, Illness, Practical Jokes and politics.

    Dog Born in: 1922 1934 1946 1958 1970 1982 1994

    Personality
    Those who are born in the year of the Dog are honest and faithful. Dogs are famous for their devotion toward their master, but always be carefully not to be involved with mean master. With their loyal and honest nature, they have won many familiar friends in their lifetime.
    Dogs are always worry over their master may abandon them; that makes them a worrier. The Dogs are indiscriminate, resulting them in difficulty when decision making is needed. Sometimes, the Dogs are over enthusiastic.
    Word of advice: Bark at the right person

    The Dog likes: Routine, Challenges, Friends, Presents, Travel, Food, Play and Nature
    The Dogs dislikes: Mistreatment, Fakes, Discomfort, Rudeness, Dishonesty, Hunger and Anger

    Pig born in: 1923 1935 1947 1959 1971 1983 1995

    Personality
    Those who are born in the year of the Pig are steadfast and cooperative. Pig is sincere and he may be less shifty but, at times, he may also be too complacent. The pig is always relax and also a dreamer. Kind at heart but dignified. Always move progressively to reach destination. A pig can turns scholar when the right and proper path is shown.
    Pigs are quite naïve in nature; always thinking things are simple. Unrealistic, sometimes, kill the Pigs. Pigs are not lazy, but they need motivation to drive them.
    Word of advice: Turn dreams into realistic

    The Pigs likes: Praise, Health, Diets, Teams, Bath, Comfort, Home, Children and Pets.
    The Pigs Dislikes: Tiredness, Arguments, Paying Bills, Work, Hunger, Excess, Crime and Concrete.


     
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