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Cheeniya And His Alter Ego

Discussion in 'Cheeniya's Senile Ramblings' started by Cheeniya, Jun 9, 2017.

  1. Iravati

    Iravati Platinum IL'ite

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    Lizzy: Hill-o! Anoowun arind?
    Alt-Ira: She is back!
    Alt-Cheeniya: On that ‘she’, there's confusion. Cheeniya was asking ..

    (the door opens)

    Lizzie: Good evening, everyone! Is everyone copacetic?
    Lizzy: Woot plustic?
    Lizzie: No, no, ‘copacetic’ means fine, as in, okay.
    Alt-Ira: Who are you?
    Lizzie: I am the male variant of the lizard.
    Alt-Cheeniya: I have seen it all now! There are two lizards.
    Lizzie: whataboutery?
    Alt-Ira: What water bottle?
    Lizzie: No, no, I mean “whataboutery” here. To avoid the confusion inherent in cis-names used by both genders like “Leslie”, Ira has created distinctly “Lizzie” (male) and "Lizzy" (female). How supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

    Alt-Cheeniya: One lizard is verbal antoona, and the other is verbal anathema! Could she not have created a normal lizard.
    Alt-Ira: That is so Ira-ish. She will never settle for bland lizards. Even her lizards should have quirky personalities.
     
  2. Cheeniya

    Cheeniya Super Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    @Iravati
    Alt-Sri: I never knew there were male and female versions of lizards. And how much like humans! She keeps blabbering slang and he makes me run to a dictionary!
    Alt-Ira: Oh they are fun creatures. At least that's what Ira tells me. She has more drawings of them than there are live ones in the globe
    Alt-Sri: I must say she is doing a pretty good job of it. She dresses them up in trendy outfit.
    Alt-Ira: Do you notice that she draws only the male version unless lizards wear unisex designs?
    Alt-Sri: Don't you discuss this with Ira?
    Alt-Ira: I am weary of talking of lizards with her these days. She never stops talking about them. I wonder what's happening to Sri these days.
    Alt-Sri: He thinks he is a lizard these days. The last time I saw him he was humming this song!
     
  3. Iravati

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    Ira: Scoot! Scoot! Make way for my next portrait.
    Alt-Ira: What is that?
    Ira: A flying lizard!
    Alt-Cheeniya: Dare I ask how is it flying?
    Ira: You see that flower, that propulsion, well, the excitement of the lizard carrying three pennants itself fuels his journey. Take this to Cheeniya
    Alt-Cheeniya: He might ask why three pennants.
    Ira: Who knows! May be he is using them as sails. Why do you ask so many questions.
    Alt-Cheeniya: Well, lizards fly with their webbed feet, Cheeniya would expect a naturally flying lizard to this maverick flying lizard.
    Ira: May be this lizard is lazy, so he built a make-shift craft to fly. May be this lizard is afraid of heights so flying with support.
    Alt-Cheeniya: Cheeniya might wonder if this lizard is foolish to be flying with an unsafe contraption.
    Ira: Cheeniya said

    Flying must be done and he is doing it with fun.

    Alt-Ira: Take the portrait before the zeppelin runs out of fuel and nosedives.
    Ira: Wait, I changed my mind.
    Alt-Cheeniya: Thank God.
    Ira: Instead of "Flying Lizard", I shall title it "Flying with Fun Lizard". Now take it to Cheeniya.

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  4. Cheeniya

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    Cheeniya is sitting on a stool and moving his hands rapidly up and down mumbling 'Can I fly?'
    Alt-Sri enters
    Alt-Sri: That exercise will take a millennium to reduce your massive tummy
    Cheeniya: You have a one-track mind. Whenever you come here, you talk only of my tummy.
    Alt-Sri: That's the only noticeable thing about you. OK What are you trying to do?
    Cheeniya: I am learning to fly
    Alt-Sri: Fly to where?
    Cheeniya: I mean I am learning to float in the air. I must be at least one step ahead
    Alt-Sri: Of who?
    Cheeniya: Of that Lizard. It is too much in the news these days. Wherever I go I see only his picture
    Alt-Sri: My God! Don't tell me you are getting jealous of a lizard.
    Cheeniya: Don't sit here and keep chatting. I lose my concentration. Just before you entered I was half a millimeter above the earth and now I am back on terrafirma
    Alt-Sri: Ok ok Carry on. I'll watch the fun with Alt-Ira
     
  5. Viswamitra

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    NDTV Report: Unidentified Flying Object noted by many in Chennai Metropolitan area. Our reporters are working hard to find more information.

    TTV Dinakaran: The present government has sent a surveillance satellite to track the activities of Chinnamma during her visit to Chennai

    CM of Tamilnadu: We have nothing to do with either the UFO or Chinnamma. However, we will appoint an inquiry commission

    M.K. Stalin: Until this government is removed, this kind of mysterious UFOs will continue to appear as this government is incompetent to investigate

    K. Veeramani: Modi's government is responsible for this surveillance to track the activities of Tamilnadu political parties

    Viswa: This is an indication of the beginning of golden age.

    Smt. Jayasala: We need to be practical and it could be a military plane flying low over Chennai Metropolitan area. It is probably the smoke emitted by the plane that is described as beard by many who cited the UFO

    Hariji: I know it was Cheeniya Sir attempting to do what I do everyday

    Iravati: Lizzy is a great motivator and had I not known the attempt by Cheeniya Sir, I would have named the new found lizard as Numal or Glashho or Kajaz my favorite SciFi alien names.

    Cheeniya Sir: Enough is enough. I am not attempting it anymore.

    Viswa
     
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    Numal: Do you know that flying craft that looks like an erupted saucer? Were we not supposed to hover above Chennai today. We had an NDTV scaremonger slot booked. Can you broadcast on all frequencies and ask them to identify themselves

    Glashho: Captain, I did that.

    Numal: What did you hear?

    Glashho: thclick, thclick thclick.

    Numal: Is that thclicking of tongue?

    Kajaz: Captain Numal, we should visit another planet. These Earthlings are weird. I am afraid of them. I heard that Pluto is lot saner. They have stopped calling it a planet because it is much better than this planet inhabited by strange flying creatures.

    Numal: Broadcast the message again. Tell them we are no threat. We only intended to enjoy the scenic Marina Beach that Cheeniya and Iravati have talked so much about and not invade Chennai.

    Glashho: Same, thclick, thclick thclick.

    Kajaz: Chennai politics is bizzare. Their politicians are whimsical. We may not be able to broker diplomatic relationship or secure planetary visas to explore Marina Beach. Let's return. I am scared of that maverick aviator. I heard that nearby Kerala is God's own country. We might get visas quicker with God than crotchety politicians and also Cheeniya mentioned that Malayalam movies are the best.

    Numal: Ok, let's return. This planet is already terrified by strange flying creatures. We 'real' aliens in UFOs might look silly to them.

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  7. Viswamitra

    Viswamitra IL Hall of Fame

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    @Iravati,

    Jeeze! You are very creative to insert the painting you have made along with the flying saucer above the railroad terminal in Chennai. What a stunning painting!

    So, the saucer is now heading towards the coconut trees in the God's own country. Ask captain Numal to hover around the two beautiful places and watch the stunning Kovalam beach in Trivandrum and Bolgatty Palace in Cochin.



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  8. Iravati

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    @Viswamitra,

    At an early age, I was diagnosed as being impulsively creative. It means I will think of hundred things in thousand different ways in a minute and explode in flames and confusion. People predicted that I will go places with such damaged brain. I have not been able to put one good use of such impulsively creative talent, not crossed any frontiers, and the brain has since then never been fixed. Finally, I see a purpose of this non-functioning brain to strive for honouring those flying lizards.
     
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  9. Cheeniya

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    Impulsive creativity is the hallmark of pure nonsense. To be blessed with it from childhood is the dream of all nonsense guys. It is said that only a snake can see the feet of another snake. It is the same with nonsense guys though they are not vicious like snakes.
    That explains our bonding. The only difference is that I think of a thousand things in hundred difference ways and the sum total is the same. I do not explode but implode and that moves me closer to classic non-functional brain. Added advantage is that it sits very lightly on my head.
     

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