Lizzy: Hill-o! Anoowun arind? Alt-Ira: She is back! Alt-Cheeniya: On that ‘she’, there's confusion. Cheeniya was asking .. (the door opens) Lizzie: Good evening, everyone! Is everyone copacetic? Lizzy: Woot plustic? Lizzie: No, no, ‘copacetic’ means fine, as in, okay. Alt-Ira: Who are you? Lizzie: I am the male variant of the lizard. Alt-Cheeniya: I have seen it all now! There are two lizards. Lizzie: whataboutery? Alt-Ira: What water bottle? Lizzie: No, no, I mean “whataboutery” here. To avoid the confusion inherent in cis-names used by both genders like “Leslie”, Ira has created distinctly “Lizzie” (male) and "Lizzy" (female). How supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Alt-Cheeniya: One lizard is verbal antoona, and the other is verbal anathema! Could she not have created a normal lizard. Alt-Ira: That is so Ira-ish. She will never settle for bland lizards. Even her lizards should have quirky personalities.