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Cheeniya And His Alter Ego

Discussion in 'Cheeniya's Senile Ramblings' started by Cheeniya, Jun 9, 2017.

  1. Iravati

    Iravati Platinum IL'ite

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    Our cousin glass lizard, or snake lizard, or legless lizard is legendary in animal kingdom! Why? They resemble a snake and are creepy crawlers. But they also exhibit a glorious trait. They can lose their tails at will. Drop the stuck tail rather than prise it out from a rolled rock.

    I don't see any reason for our species to adapt into a human. You humans took millions of years to tuck your tails in but we prefer to drop them at will.

    With 4336 admirers, we would like to establish our own nation-state now. Comrades, let's revolt.

    Your,
    Lizzy
     
  2. Cheeniya

    Cheeniya Super Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Lizzy's World: An aside
    When I was down with my stroke last year, a friend of mine presented a book titled Letters for Lizzie written by James Donnell. A great book on a real life story of a man and his wife down with cancer. A must-read book!
    Your Lizzy reminded me of this book!
     
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    I don't want to. I am happy to be born a lizard, live a lizard and die a lizard. But ever since I heard of that theory of birth and rebirth and those 8400000 lives, I am scared. Then came this fellow named some Darwin or whatever with his theory of evolution and I am scared to death as I may evolve as a human in some foreseeable future. Those 4336 admirers, as you say Sir, are rejoicing or sympathysing over my fate, I don't know but if Facebook is to be believed it may mean anything.
    Look, I have already started talking like a human!!!!!!
     
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    Not finding it anymore ! What does moved to the right thread means. I am a bew student in this college/university .
     
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    I erroneously posted in this thread.
    Later, I moved the post to the right thread.
     
  6. Cheeniya

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    Lizzy
    Why do you read all that trash? Just enjoy being a lizard. That 8400000 is just a number. We are concerned with our present number. You are a lizard now and enjoy being one. Darwin talks of only evolution of monkeys, not lizards. So don't worry about him.
     
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    Ira: Did Cheeniya like my brewing witches and octopus portrait?
    Alt-Sri: He gave a weird expression.
    Ira: What weird?
    Alt-Sri: He was rolling his beard between his fingers as if he was trying to measure the length of his beard.
    Ira: So, what happened?
    Alt-Sri: Then, he was puzzled. That's it.
    Ira: That's it? What do you mean by that's it. There should be something beyond "that's it".

    (the door creaks)

    Lizzy: Hillo!
    Alt-Ira: Who invited her?
    Lizzy: Noh woon. I joost tirned up.
    Alt-Sri: What's with your avatar picture Ira?
    Ira: O! I reinvented myself.
    Alt-Sri: You were tired of reinventing Cheeniya and decided to reinvent yourself. Good thought. That nice man deserves a break.
    Lizzy: Izz thoot a hurn or a wuur.
    Alt-Ira: Wuur?
    Lizzy: Yus, a wuur, thut smull rooceptacle hoomans use to huur.
    Alt-Ira: Jeez! What have our got here.
    Alt-Cheeniya: I think she meant a "ear" that human use to "hear".
    Lizzy: Yus, yus.
    Ira: That is no horn or huur. That is my antenna.
    Lizzy: Antoona.
    Ira: Yes, QPQ discussions are so diverse so I need an antenna to follow.
    Alt-Cheeniya: When is your next portrait of Cheeniya.
    Ira: I need to be inspired. With such non-cooperative crowd, how do I muster inspiration.
    Lizzy: Yoo come to mee wurld for enspooration. Wuu huve lot of tails, snouts, colors and iyes.
    Ira: My next portrait will be a mega mora mucha attempt. I just need to find the inspiration.
     
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    Dear Cheeniya,
    Thanks for the advice. To be honest I consider nothing as trash. As for Darwin and his theory I am not sure. Once I went to Mansarover and Kakbhusandi told me of his 1000 lives before he (again ) became a man and then again a crow and one of those 1000 lives was life as a lizard. If that is true, there is every possibility that monkeys were also lizards once. That's the reason for my worry.
    Please take my feed backs as subtle humor only.

    Yours truly,
    Lizard aka Lizzy
     
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    Alt-Sri: I wonder why cheeniya is not putting up his appearance here
    Alt-Ira: Hope he is in good health
    Alt-Sri: Oh, he is fit as the fiddle that Nero played when Rome was burning.
    Alt-Ira: Why do you bring history here? To scare away people?
    Alt-Sri: I started liking Nero ever since Peter Ustinov essayed his role in Quo Vadis.
    Alt-Ira: Did you notice the new entrant in our chatting room? Speaks good slang.
    Sri: Hello everybody
    Alt-Ira: Welcome Cheeniya. Where have you been all these days?
    Sri: I was stuck in a big load of portraits of me painted by Ira. Took time to extricate myself.
    Alt-Ira: I was telling you about Lizzy.
    Sri: Lizzy writes excellent English when he is in communion with me and Ira.
    Alt-Sri: Perhaps it wants to impress Ira. After all, Ira is an expert in portraying lizards!
    Alt-Ira: But I love Lizzy's dialect. Extremely easy to follow.
    Alt-Sri: And make Sri balder? I never knew that lizards called Antenna as Antoona. I think there is some method in this madness!
    Sri: You guys leave Lizzy alone. It's nice hearing the fellow talk. Makes lot of sense.
    Alt-Sri: By the way, Ira started drawing Cheeniya as a lizard, I presumed it would be a male but Lizzy sounds like a she. Can't you make him Lister or something?
    Alt-Ira: I must ask the ace painter about it. She is the one who invented Lizzy.
    Alt-Sri: Do it soon. Otherwise there will be a gender confusion!
     
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    Dear Lizzy
    You seem to be upset about my use of the word 'Trash'. For your information we humans are conspicuous by our use of slang. In fact, I am too cautious when I address a communication to you. No man would like to be found wanting by a lizard. Do keep dropping in.
    Sri
     

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