Cash Withdraws from the ATM

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  1. GaythriV

    GaythriV Platinum IL'ite

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    Cash withdraws from the ATM:

    How a man withdraws cash from the ATM:

    1) Park the car

    2) Go to ATM

    3) Insert card

    4) Enter PIN
    ... ...
    5) Take money

    6) Drive away

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    How a woman withdraws cash from the ATM:

    1) Park the car

    2) Check makeup

    3) Turn off engine

    4) Check makeup

    5) Go to ATM

    6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse

    7) Insert card

    8) Hit cancel

    9) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it

    10) Insert card

    11) Enter PIN

    12) Take cash

    13) Go to car

    14) Check makeup

    15) Start car

    16) Stop car

    17) Run bck 2 ATM

    18) Take ATM card

    19) Back 2 car

    20) Check makeup

    21) Start car

    22) Check makeup

    23) Drive for a mile

    24) Release HAND BRAKE.
     
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  2. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Now a days women is much smarter......
    I never knew a women checks makeup so many times.......hahaha
     
  3. srinivasan_vanaja

    srinivasan_vanaja Gold IL'ite

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    This must be originally written by a man :rant.
     
  4. shashiv

    shashiv Gold IL'ite

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    Yeah agree with Vanaja.... this must be written by a man....Woman are more smarter now a days....



    Shanti
     

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