Career opportunities in Pakistan

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    For any aspirant wanting to do further studies, here are some interesting courses available in Pakistan:

    JEE - Jehadi Entrance Examination

    IIT - Islamic Institute of Terror

    IIM - Institute of Infiltration Management

    CAT - Career in Al-Qaeda & Taliban

    GATE - General Aptitude in Terror and Extremism

    B.E. - Bachelor of Extremism

    M.E. - Master of Extremism

    B.Sc - Bachelor of Scientific Terror

    M.Sc - Master of Scientific Terror

    B.Com - Bachelor of terror communication

    M.Com - Master of terror communication

    LLB - Bachelor in Lies and lustful behavior

    LLM - Master in Lies and lustful behaviour

    TOEFL - Test of Endurance in Foreign Land :spin

    MBBS - Master of Bomb Blast Strategies

    MBA - Master of Bomb Administration

    IAS - ISI Aided Savagery

    GRE - Graduate in RDX Explosives

    B.Tech - Bachelors in Terror Technology

    M.Tech - Masters in Terror Technology


    PS: This is just forward message i have nothing to hurt any one..
     
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