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Discussion in 'Education & Personal Growth' started by Nettem, Oct 2, 2011.

  1. Nettem

    Nettem New IL'ite

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    Wanna own a Light Jet(LJ) or Very Light jet (VLJ)...here are the options....

    A very light jet, entry-level jet or personal jet,previously known as a microjet, is a category of small jet aircraft approved for single-pilot operation, seating 4-8 people, with a maximum take-off weight of under 10,000 pounds (4,540 kg). They are lighter than what is commonly termed business jets and are mostly designed to be flown by single pilot.

    1. Cessna Citation Mustang from Cessna Aircraft Company ( $3 million dollars)

    Citation Mustang

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    2. Embraer Phenom 100 from Embraer Aerospace ( US$3.6 million )
    Embraer Executive Jets

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    3. Embraer Phenom 300 from Embraer Aerospace (US$ 8.14 million in 2010)
    Embraer Executive Jets

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    One day If u or ur Dh gets a chance to own these affordable flying machines, then plz dont forget to give me a ride .....:thumbsup



    by the way chk my other post...
    Learn to fly Microlight Aircraft (Minimum qualification 10th grade )
    1. http://www.indusladies.com/forums/e...2024-learn-fly-microlight-aircraft-india.html

     
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    MBA humour...

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    Re: MBA humour...

    Good one!! I'm going to send it to my friend who keeps feeling bad that he did an expensive mistake of joining MBA...
     
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    Re: MBA humour...

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    Re: MBA humour...

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    Re: MBA humour...

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    :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:drowning:drowning:drowning:drowning:bonk

    You know you are an MBA when….


    • You ask the waiter what the restaurant’s core competencies are.
    • You decide to re-org your family into a ‘team- based organization.’
    • You refer to dating as test marketing.
    • You can spell ‘paradigm.’
    • You actually know what a paradigm is.
    • You understand your airline’s fare structure.
    • You write executive summaries on your love letters.
    • You think it is actually efficient to write a ten-page paper with six other people you do not know.
    • You believe you never have any problems in your life, just ‘issues’ and ‘improvement opportunities.’
    • You calculate your own personal cost of capital.
    • You refer to your previous life as ‘my sunk costs.’
    • Your three meals a day are a ‘morning consumption function’, a ‘noontime consumption function’, and an ‘even consumption function.’
    • You start to feel sorry for Dilbert’s boss.
    • You refer to divorce as ‘divestiture.’
    • Your favorite artist is the one who does the dot drawings for the Wall Street Journal.
    • None of your favorite publications have cartoons.
    • You account for your tuition as a capital expenditure instead of an expense.
    • You insist that you do some more market research before you and your spouse produce another child.
    • At your last family reunion, you wanted to have an emergency meeting about their brand equity.
    • You decided the only way to afford a house is to call your fellow alumni and offer to name a room after them if they help with the down payment.
    • Your ‘deliverable’ for Sunday evening is clean laundry and paid bills.
    • You use the term ‘value-added’ without falling down laughing.

     
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    Re: MBA humour...

    Enjoy an Award winning Joke ... [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]


    MBA v/s Engineer



    This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a

    competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian......


    An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip,

    set up their tent, and fall asleep.

    Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.

    "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."



    The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

    "What does that tell you?" The MBA ponders for a minute.

    "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are

    millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

    Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

    Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

    Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

    Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

    Economically there are mass scales of stars in the sky.

    So "Economy of Scale " would be the ideal strategy in that market.

    Strategically such market would be a volume driven market

    Financially it would be a low margin market.

    From HR point of view we would require huge manpower

    What does it tell you?"


    The Engineer is silent for a moment, then speaks.


    "Practically"


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    "Someone has stolen our TENT"

    Regards,
     
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    Re: Wanna own a Light Jet(LJ)...here are the options....

    Oh Boy. They are beautiful and very light indeed. Do you know the fuel capacity and how long it could fly from start to destination? What is the altitude up to which it could fly? What do you mean by single pilot owners? Do you mean those who own should have a license to fly? Can anyone own and have a private jet pilot hired to fly it? Is anyone selling fraction ownership like business jets?
     
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    Re: Wanna own a Light Jet(LJ) or Very Light Jets(VLJ)...here are the options....

    @Viswamitra the links given above (below the name of each jet), answers all ur queries asked by u.Even i have chked it they r there. But for the fractional ownership of LJs chk below. following firms offer fractional ownership of Light jets(LJ) or Very Light Jets(VLJ)

    1. Shared Jet Ownership
    2. PilotShares | PilotShares Owner-Pilot Ownership Program | information | Aircraft Ownership Solutions
    3. Fractional Jet Ownership Benefits w/ Private Fractional Aircraft Ownership - Avantair, Inc.
    4. Flexjet Fractional Jet Ownership Information | Flexjet by Bombardier
    5. Jet Programs for Corporate and Personal Travel at CitationAir.
    6. NetJets: Private Jet Aircraft - Corporate Aircraft & Private Corporate Jets

    chk this light sport aircraft below, u can make it urs for around $150,00 (MAX)


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    1. Order Information, Pricing and Accessories. MySky MSONE, LSA, Light Sport Aircraft
    2. MySky Aircraft, MSONE, LSA, Light Sport Aircraft designed and engineered in the USA

    Hope this helps.
     

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