Brainless Bollywood? Think Again!

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  1. satchitananda

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    WhatsApp now finds medical explanations for Hindi film songs:. Hindi Songs & their Medical Meanings:- Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat Bhar Dhuan Chale. .
    – Fever
    Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi..
    – Heart Attack
    Bidi Jalayle Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai..
    – Acidity
    Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main Kya Karoon..
    – Cataract
    Tuje Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna..
    – Alzheimer’s
    Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole..
    – Vertigo
    Tip-Tip Barsa Pani, Pani Ne Aag Lagayi..
    – Urinary Infection
    Dil Dhadak-Dhadak Ke Keh Raha Hai..
    – Hypertension
    Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere..
    – Corn On Feet
    Haay-Re-Haay Neend Nahi Aaye..
    –Insomnia
    Batana Bhi Nahi Aata, Chupana Bhi Nahi Aata..
    – Piles
    And Sabse Mast
    Lagi Aaj Saawan Ki Phir Wo Zadi Hai..
    – Loose Motion
    Killer...
    Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum Kab Aoge..
    – Constipation
     
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    The tip tip Barsa pani was hilarious !
     
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    omg, this is hilarious

    the next time I hear these songs I am going to :roflmao:

    Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum Kab Aoge..
    Tip-Tip Barsa Pani, Pani Ne Aag Lagayi..
     
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    Lol good one
     
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