Accountant Joke!!

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  1. sharika

    sharika Senior IL'ite

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    An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where in the hell have you been?"

    He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo".

    "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

    "I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates", he said proudly.

    "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

    "Well", said the accountant, "one, I like to watch my money grow; two, once in a while I like to play with my money; three, I like how money feels in my hand; and four - instead of you going out shopping on the weekend, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

     
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    Chitvish Moderator IL Hall of Fame

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    Sharika, I can't believe.......

    Sharika, I can only say it is " outrageously enjoyable" !
    You are DARING, my young friend !
    How is the " ACCOUNTANT" of our site going to react, I am already curious?????
    Love & regards,
    Chithra.
     
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    varalotti IL Hall of Fame

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    Sharika, That Man Is The Best Accountant In The World!

    Sharika,
    This is strictly my opinion and not that of other accountants in the site. I would say he is the best accountant as he had put the money to the best possible use. One as an investment in a venture which is sure to grow at least ocassionally, two had given himself the luxury of playing with money any time and three, (if his wife understands and co-operates) have great sex on the side - and all these not at a cost of 100 dollars, but a fraction of it, just the tattoo charges. Great!
    I think the women in this site are going to envy that Accountant's Wife. ha ha ha ha
    yours truly,
    An Accountant (who has never visited a tattoo artist)
     

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