Accountant Joke.................

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  1. Arunarc

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    Accountant Joke





    Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.

    Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only.
    Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.

    Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only... Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMan: I know I am a human but litsen to my complaints first: \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eDoctor: OK. Tell me. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cfont size\u003d\"4\"\u003eMan: I sleep vigilantly like a dog thinking about my work load whole night. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI get up in the morning like a horse, I go to work running like a deer \u003cbr\u003eI work all the day like a donkey \u003cbr\u003e\nI run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday. \u003cbr\u003eI wag my tail in front of all my bosses \u003cbr\u003eI play with my children like a monkey if I get time. \u003cbr\u003eI am like a rabbit before my wife\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003eDoctor: are you an Accountant? \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eMan: Yes \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDoctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are an accountant . Come man, no one can treat you better than \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003eme. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e*******\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv align\u003d\"left\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://funlok.com/content/view/4982/33/\" target\u003d\"_blank\" onclick\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Tahoma\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eNext Joke? \u003cfont color\u003d\"#ff0000\"\u003ePrinter note ( VISUAL JOKE )( 18+ )\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv align\u003d\"left\"\u003e*\u003c/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv align\u003d\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\"\u003e\u003cfont size\u003d\"3\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\"\u003e\u003cfont size\u003d\"3\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"color:black\"\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" size\u003d\"3\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Verdana\"\u003e\u003ca title\u003d\"http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funcrunch/join/\" href\u003d\"http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funcrunch/join/\" target\u003d\"_blank\" onclick\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\u003e",1]);//--></SCRIPT>

    Man: I know I am a human but litsen to my complaints first:

    Doctor: OK. Tell me.

    Man: I sleep vigilantly like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.


    I get up in the morning like a horse, I go to work running like a deer
    I work all the day like a donkey
    I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
    I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
    I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
    I am like a rabbit before my wife
    Doctor: are you an Accountant?

    Man: Yes


    Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are an accountant . Come man, no one can treat you better than
    me.

     
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  2. poonamjoshi9266

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    good one............................Big Laugh
     
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    Big LaughBig LaughBig LaughGood
     
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    Hahaha........Had a hearty laugh....

    Did Veda SIR (CA) notice this???:wink:
     
  5. Arunarc

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    Big LaughVeda Sir says he is not an accountant only works in that department...........
    What does this means................. Now he is sure to notice as u have mentioned his name............haha

     

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