Accountant Joke Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said: "Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period." Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board. Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only. Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings. Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only... Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMan: I know I am a human but litsen to my complaints first: \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eDoctor: OK. Tell me. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cfont size\u003d\"4\"\u003eMan: I sleep vigilantly like a dog thinking about my work load whole night. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI get up in the morning like a horse, I go to work running like a deer \u003cbr\u003eI work all the day like a donkey \u003cbr\u003e\nI run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday. \u003cbr\u003eI wag my tail in front of all my bosses \u003cbr\u003eI play with my children like a monkey if I get time. \u003cbr\u003eI am like a rabbit before my wife\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003eDoctor: are you an Accountant? \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eMan: Yes \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDoctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are an accountant . Come man, no one can treat you better than \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003eme. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e*******\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv align\u003d\"left\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://funlok.com/content/view/4982/33/\" target\u003d\"_blank\" onclick\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Tahoma\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eNext Joke? \u003cfont color\u003d\"#ff0000\"\u003ePrinter note ( VISUAL JOKE )( 18+ )\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv align\u003d\"left\"\u003e*\u003c/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv align\u003d\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\"\u003e\u003cfont size\u003d\"3\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\"\u003e\u003cfont size\u003d\"3\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"color:black\"\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" size\u003d\"3\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Verdana\"\u003e\u003ca title\u003d\"http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funcrunch/join/\" href\u003d\"http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funcrunch/join/\" target\u003d\"_blank\" onclick\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\u003e",1]);//--></SCRIPT> Man: I know I am a human but litsen to my complaints first: Doctor: OK. Tell me. Man: I sleep vigilantly like a dog thinking about my work load whole night. I get up in the morning like a horse, I go to work running like a deer I work all the day like a donkey I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday. I wag my tail in front of all my bosses I play with my children like a monkey if I get time. I am like a rabbit before my wife Doctor: are you an Accountant? Man: Yes Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are an accountant . Come man, no one can treat you better than me.
Big LaughVeda Sir says he is not an accountant only works in that department........... What does this means................. Now he is sure to notice as u have mentioned his name............haha