Aamchi Mumbai!!!

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  1. Shal

    Shal Senior IL'ite

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    [font=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]Yaar iedhar sala Mumbai me to apun ki language ki Wat lag gayi hai....
    Bole to sala bolne ka pura dhang hi ch badal gaya... idhar mumbai ke log
    dekho sala kaise bat karte hai

    There's a minor problem
    Arre yaar, "Waanda" ho gaya

    There's a big problem
    Arre yaar, "Zol" ho gaya

    There's a huge problem
    Arre yaar, "Raada" ho gaya

    You'll be surprised .
    Ekdam "Hill" jayega tu

    I am going out of this place
    Chal apun "Kaltii" marta hai.

    Don't make a fool of others
    Dekh , Tu "Shendi" mat laga sabko

    Just get out of here, you oversmart fool!!
    Chal e Shaaane, "Hawa" aan de

    I am not a stupid out here
    Apun kya "ALIBAUG" se nahi aaya

    There's some misunderstanding
    Arre kuch "Galat Faimili" ho gayi

    Do u drink daily?
    Tu kya roz "FULL TO" hota hai?

    See, You are afraid..
    Dekh , teri to "FAT" gayi

    Shall I just bash u?
    E Du kya "Kharcha Pani" ?

    Just take him into a secret place
    Use jara "Khopche" me leke ja

    What a beautiful lady !!
    Kya "Zakaas Item" hai yaar!!

    What a sensuous/unexplainably sexy lady!!
    Kya "Raapchik Maal / Piece" hai yaar!!

    Don't just bluff..OK?
    E Jyaada "RAAG" mat de..

    Ya..she is staring at u.. buddy!!!
    Kya sahi "LINE" deti hai "Bhiduu"!!

    Don't take much tension..
    Jyaada "LOAD" nahi leneka kya??

    Your clothes are very awkward!!
    Kya "ZAGMAG / DHINKCHAAK" pehna tune?

    I don't care about it much..!!
    Abe yaar , "Hata Saawan Ki Ghata"

    Please don't overbore me..
    Jyaada "PAKAA" mat be tu

    All this must be done without anyone's notice
    Sab kaam "SUUMDI" me hona chahiye.kya?
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  2. sonia

    sonia Bronze IL'ite

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    reallllllll gud............

    hi shal

    i enjoyed very much.it was real gud.each word made me laugh.
    keep posting.

    sonia
     
  3. gayathriraghu

    gayathriraghu New IL'ite

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    Good ones!

    Real good ones. Enjoyed each and every dialogue. Keep posting yaar. If someone knows Tamil slangs also,, please do share it. :clap
     
  4. Hopefloats

    Hopefloats New IL'ite

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    had fun shal, keep posting more.
     
  5. Shal

    Shal Senior IL'ite

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    More on Mumbai meri jaan!!

    B_O_M_B_A_Y

    Bombay has no bombs and is a harbour not a bay.

    Churchgate has neither a church nor a gate. It is a railway station.

    There is no darkness in Andheri.

    Lalbaag is neither red nor a garden.

    No king ever stayed at Kings Circle.

    Nor did Queen Victoria stay at Victoria Terminus.

    Nor is there any princess at Princess Street.

    Lower Parel is at the same level as Parel

    There are no marines or sailors at Marine Lines.

    The Mahalaxmi temple is at Haji Ali not at Mahalaxmi.

    There are no pigs traded at Dukar bazaar.

    Teen bati is a junction of 3 roads, not three lamps.

    Trams used to terminate at Kings circle not Dadar*Tram Terminus (Dadar T.T.).

    Breach Candy is not a sweetmeat market.

    Safed Pool has the dirtiest and blackest water.

    You cannot buy coal at Kolsa street.

    There are no Iron smiths at Lohar chawl.

    There are no pot makers at Kumbhar wada.

    Lokhandwala complex is not an Iron and steel market.

    Null bazaar does not sell taps

    You will not find ladyfingers at Bheendi Bazaar.

    Kalachowki does not have a black Police station.

    Hanging Gardens are not suspended.

    Mirchi Gully does not sell chillies.

    Figs do not grow in Anjir Wadi,

    Sitafals do not grow in Sitafal Wadi,

    Jackfruits do not grow at Fanaswadi

    But it is true that you may get fleeced at Chor Bazaar!!!


    AMCHI MUMBAI


    A City where everything is possible, especially the impossible.

    Where lovers first love and then marry,
    Where there is place for every Tom, Dick and Harry
    Where telephone bills make a person ill,
    Where a person cannot sleep without a pill.
    Where carbon-dioxide is more than oxygen,
    Where the road is considered to be a dustbin,
    Where college canteens are full and classes empty,
    Where Adam teasing is also making an entry,
    Where a cycle reaches faster than a car,
    Where everyone thinks himself to be a star,
    Where sky scrapers overlook the slum,
    Where houses collapse as the monsoon comes,
    Where people first act and then think,
    Where there is more water in the pen than ink,
    Where the roads see-saw in monsoon,
    Where the beggars become rich soon,

    Where the roads are levelled when the minister arrives,
    Where college admission means hard cash,
    Where cement is frequently
    mixed with ash.


    This is Mumbai my dear, But don't fear, just cheer, come to Mumbai every year!




     
  6. adi005

    adi005 New IL'ite

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    cool long time since heard mumbi hindi great

    do sen more of such notes:tongue
     
  7. corallux

    corallux Bronze IL'ite

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    Sahi boola Bheedu...

    Hey this reminds me of an old Hindi song:

    Ai dil hai mushkil jeena yahan
    Jara hat ke zara bachke
    Yeh hai Bambai meri jaan

    Just keep them comming


     

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