A Leaf Out Of United Airlines

Well done United Airlines. You have done yourself proud. You have set an example for many airlines to follow. By evicting an unwilling passenger you have become an inspiration , particularly for our supine, spineless Air India.

it is high time Air India took a leaf out of United Airlines. See how they cower before Ravindra Gaikwads and Dola Sens, take slipper blows tamely, doing nothing but imposing a temporary ban on rogue VIP travellers who spring back into action within no time.

You UA have always set a great example when evicting passengers, often for some hilarious reasons. I remember you once evicted some teenage girls for wearing leggings! The reason? They belonged to families of staffers and leggings violated the dress code for staffers families!

This is a sterling example that not only for Air India but all the airlines of India need to follow in this golden oops sorry Saffron Age of NaMobhai. Dress code for passengers! No passengers not dressed according to sanskritic manner should be allowed on board. Sarees for the ladies please with salwar kameezes being allowed grudgingly.. Jeans and skirts? Chee chee! Throw such ladies conspring against Indian culture out of the plane!

Men in dhoti kurta should get 50% concession and those with just dhoti and topless should be allowed to travel free. People dressed in manner not keeping up with Indian culture say in Bermudas or anything revealing the lower legs just throw them out! Passengers my foot! What matters is our great saffron culture.

Now coming to the point of throwing out, every plane must have bouncers like night clubs.who will throw out among other people , couples behaving naughtily on flights to prevent immoral acts like holding hands etc on board.. Even if the plane is up in air it doesn't matter. Just hand parachutes to them and ask them to take a dive..

The bounce rs must be able to put fear of God into recalcitrant , not-so-honourable members of parliament in such a way that they would prefer to board flights barefoot..No more cases of sandals kissing the faces of the crew.

Thank you UA, keep going great guns like this. Evic passengers even remotely suspected ofr having potential to be stubborn and yes, don't forget to frown at leggings.!

 

Haha Viswa. The joke here is the difference between UA and Air India is while on a UA flight, the staff beat the passengers on AI the passengers beat the staff.

 

That is worse than AI on whose flights rats have been ticketless passengers many a time.

 

That's for you to decide. Obviously you are in two minds.

 

The only difference between UA and AI is who is beating whom.