A humorous look at birthdays after 50..!!

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  1. chinni58

    chinni58 New IL'ite

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    A humorous look at birthdays..!!
    Yipee..i m excited..today is my birthday.. i m a year older..wiser..??Naah..!!
    but hey what r my insides discussing..?
    Mind: thank god she is a year older..can safely blame it on age now if i start acting wierd..oh by the way..watch it tongue..
    Tongue : now what did i do..? blame my permament residents - the taste buds..
    Heart: hey..watch it blood..can u slow down a bit..u r upping the bp..
    Blood : hey, what r u complaining about..blame it on age..and yes, while u r at it..u may as well stop lazing around & pick up the pace..u slagger ..u..
    Arms: can age really do that..you wave twice..what with the loose muscle joining in the fun of waving bye bye..double trouble..!!
    Stomach: oh god..she is a year older..enough enough..how much more does she want to pile in..have some pity age..:(:(:(
    Kidneys : what is it with her... she overworks us..can anyone tell her to go slow on all those sweets..she will surely kill me if she does not watch it..
    Back : hey..watch it u guys in the front..go easy on the bulge..
    Legs: what r u all complaining about..all of u r sitting pretty on me..i remember those days when i could hop, skip & jump with agility & speed..yeah..age has a lot to answer for..
    Knees : oh yeah..what about me..? oh god..age....all those aches & pains..the only silver lining to all this is that it can give me an excuse to complain about all the aches & pains..darn them..
    Bones : hey..i m the one to carry all of u..have pity me muscles..i may get worn out..
    Muscles: its all in the mind..she can if she wants..see..its back to square one..!!
    AGE: YEAH GUYS..BLAME IT ALL ON ME..!!
     
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  2. rkgurbani

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    Thats a good one!!!!

    Yes, 50 is not a young age and one has to be more health-conscious to avoid any ailments as the body loses its immunity to fight.
     
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    Hi Chinni...
    I agree with muscles its all in mind so think young keep young be young...
    Belated Happy Birthday...
     
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    chinni58 New IL'ite

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    thanks...had fun penning it..
     
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    thanks..had fun penning it..:):):)
     

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