A chinese story, more applicable to India

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    A Chinese Story.
    This is Its English Translation:

    There was this robbery in Guangzhou, the robber shouted to everyone: "All don't move, money
    belongs to the state, life belongs to you".

    Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept --> Changing the
    conventional way of thinking".

    One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her "Please be civilised! This
    is a robbery and not a rape!" This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you
    are trained to do!"

    When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who in only
    primary school educated), "Big bro, let's count how much we got", the older robber rebutted
    and said, "You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we
    robbed from the bank!" This is called "Experience --> nowadays experience is more important
    than paper qualifications!"

    After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly.
    The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put the 5 million RMB we embezzled into the amount
    the robbers robbed". This is called "Swim with the tide --> converting an unfavorable
    situation to your advantage!"
    The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery every month". This is called
    "Killing Boredom --> Happiness is most important."

    The next day, TV news reported that 100 million RMB was taken from the bank. The robbers
    counted and counted and counted, but they could only count 20 million RMB. The robbers were
    very angry and complained "We risked our lives and only took 20 million RMB, the bank manager
    took 80 million RMB with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated to
    be a thief!" This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

    The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss in the CINOPEC shares are now covered
    by this robbery. This is called "Seizing the opportunity --> daring to take risks!"


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