9 months later!!!

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  1. Chandra25

    Chandra25 Bronze IL'ite

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    Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy,Bob.So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed North.
    After driving for a few hours,they got caught in a terrible blizzard.So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lasy who answered if they could spend the night.
    "I realize its terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself,but I'm recently widowed,'she explained.'I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.'
    'Don't worry,'Jack said.'We"ll be happy to sleep in the barn.And if the weather breaks,we"ll be gone at first light.'The lady agreed and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
    Come morning,the weather had cleared,and they got on their way.
    They enjoyed a great weeks end of skiing.
    But about nine months later,Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.It took him a few minutes to figure it out,but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
    He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked,'Bob,do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North about 9 months ago?
    'Yes,I do,'said Bob.
    'Did you,er,happen to get up in the middle of the night,go up to the house and pay her a visit?'
    'Well,um,yes!'Bob said,a little embarrassed about being found out,'I have to admit that I did.'
    'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'Bob's face turned beet red and he said,'Yeah book' I'm sorry,buddy.I'm afraid I did.'Why do you ask?'
    'SHE JUST DIED AND LEFT ME EVERYTHING'.
    (And you thought the ending would be different,did'nt you?.......you know you smiled.......now keep that smile for the rest of the day!!!)
     
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  2. surya123

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    nice one chandra....yes i expected it to be something else.......thanks for sharing
     
  3. Chandra25

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    Thank you Surya.
     
  4. Padmini

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    dear chandra,
    i guessed the end. nice one . thank you for sharing.
    with love
    pad.
     
  5. Chandra25

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    Thank you Padmini.
     
  6. Jpatma

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    Dear

    Nice twist of fate.
    Jaya
     
  7. sathya

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    hello

    now thats a wonderful way
    to keep everyone smiling

    sathya
     
  8. iyerviji

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    Dear Chandra

    Reading the title I also thought it must be something else. You made everyone smile at the end. How unlucky Bob is. Is this a true story.
    Enjoyed reading it and good suspense in the end.

    love
    viji
     
  9. Malathijagan

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    That was a good one dear!
    You could carry the suspense till the very end! Great!
    Love,
    Malathi
     
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    Dear Chandra,

    Nice one. Reading the title i assumed it should be something relating to birth:), but on reading was assured that the ending must be something else.

    Revathi
     

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