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10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations

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  1. Saideeps

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    1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends… .

    Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?

    Answer:-Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..


    2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on
    your feet…

    Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?

    Answer:-No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you try again.


    3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…

    Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.

    Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?


    4. At a restaurant:
    When you ask the waiter

    Stupid Question:-Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??

    Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.


    5. At a family get-together:
    When some distant aunt meets you after
    years…

    Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.

    Answer:-Well you haven’t particularly s hr unk yourself.

    6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…

    Stupid Question:-
    Is the guy you’re marrying good?

    Answer:-
    No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout…it’s just the
    money.

    7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…

    Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping?

    Answer:-No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping…. you dumb witted moron.

    8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…

    Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?

    Answer:-No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. ..

    9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…

    Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?

    Answer:-No it wont. It will just bleed.

    10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…


    Stupid Question
    :-Oh, so you smoke.

    Answer:-Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
     
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