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10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…e

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by vijayals, Nov 22, 2009.

  1. vijayals

    vijayals Senior IL'ite

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    1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
    Stupid Question:-
    Hey, what are you doing here?
    Answer:-
    Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
    2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
    Stupid Question:-
    Sorry, did that hurt?
    Answer:-
    No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you try again.
    3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
    Stupid Question:-
    Why, why him, of all people.
    Answer:-
    Why? Would it rather have been you?
    4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
    Stupid Question:-
    Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
    Answer:-
    No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
    5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years…
    Stupid Question:-
    Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
    Answer:-
    Well you haven’t particularly s hr unk yourself.
    6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
    Stupid Question:-
    Is the guy you’re marrying good?
    Answer:-
    No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout….it’s just the money.
    7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
    Stupid Question:-
    Sorry. were you sleeping?
    Answer:-
    No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping…. you dumb witted moron.
    8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
    Stupid Question:-
    Hey have you had a haircut?
    Answer:-
    No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. …
    9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
    Stupid Question:-
    Tell me if it hurts?
    Answer:-
    No it wont. It will just bleed.
    10.. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
    Stupid Question:-
    Oh, so you smoke.
    Answer:-
    Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!:rotfl
     
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  2. nehajagadeesh

    nehajagadeesh Senior IL'ite

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    Re: 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really fun

    :biglaugh :biglaugh OH ,Vijaya my tummy is aching ............ :rotfl :rotfl its superb . really u made my day today :thumbsup
     
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    vasthraa Platinum IL'ite

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    Re: 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really fun

    hi
    good. i used to think n you ve said that aloud :thumbsup
     
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    sharanyadevi Gold IL'ite

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    Re: 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really fun

    Good one.. Really enjoyed.. Thank you for sharing
     
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    natpudan Gold IL'ite

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    Re: 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really fun

    i enjoyed this the most.

    good one vijaya.

    one more stupid question:

    Q: Hello Vijaya pleasure to meet you here, by the way what's your name?:hide:
     
  6. vijayals

    vijayals Senior IL'ite

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    all,

    Many thanks..
    @natpudan my name is vijayalakshmi nicked as vijayals.
     
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    PadmaL Senior IL'ite

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    Laugh of the day. Good ones.
     
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    sadiya Senior IL'ite

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    very nice, really enjoyed....
     
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    Too good :)
     
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    Paulina Moderator Staff Member Platinum IL'ite

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    Re: 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really fun

    Hi Vijaya,

    That was a riot of laughs:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
    thanks for the delightful collection!
    Do post more if you come across them!
     

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