Woman's favourite e-mail---an excellent one

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  1. laxmisri

    laxmisri Silver IL'ite

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    A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while
    his wife stayed home.

    He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed::idea
    'Dear Lord:

    I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
    merely stays at home.



    I want her to know what I go through.

    So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.

    Amen!'

    God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

    The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

    He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
    Awakened the kids,

    Set out their school clothes,

    Fed them breakfast,

    Packed their lunches,

    Drove them to school,

    Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,

    Took it to the cleaners

    And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

    Went grocery shopping,

    Then drove home to put away the groceries,

    Paid the bills and balanced the check book.

    He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

    Then, it was already 01P.M..

    And he hurried to make the beds,
    Do the laundry, vacuum,

    Dust,

    And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

    Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an
    argument with them on the way home.

    Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do
    their homework.

    Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did
    the ironing.

    At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables
    for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans
    for supper.

    After supper,

    He cleaned the kitchen,

    Ran the dishwasher,

    Folded laundry,

    Bathed the kids,

    And put them to bed.

    At 09 P..M .

    He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
    finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love,
    which he managed to get through without complaint.
    :bang

    The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed
    and said: -
    'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.

    I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay
    home all day.

    Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back.

    Amen!'

    The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

    'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will
    be happy to change things back to the way they were.
    You'll just have to wait nine months, though.

    You got pregnant last night.'Drowning

    THIS IS A FORWARDED E-MAIL FROM A FRIEND...THOUGHT U'LL LIKE IT
    please do post ur reactions...

    Big Laugh:rotfl :thumbsup
     
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  2. Padmini

    Padmini IL Hall of Fame

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    dear,
    a very good post, which reveals the work women are doing at home. so it is a lesson to all males. but twist at the last line made meBig LaughBig LaughBig Laugh
    with love
    pad.
     
  3. roopanair123

    roopanair123 Gold IL'ite

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    hi laxmi

    awesome stuff....thanks for sharing.....and the last line as paddy aunty rightly mentioned was truly hilarious :rotfl:rotfl
     
  4. tanoshii

    tanoshii Platinum IL'ite

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    OMG....it was so good!! This is so true and very very hilarious!!
    Its what I wish my husband did...even last night we had a minor tiff about this..

    Ha ha ha :rotfl:spin
     
  5. ish333

    ish333 Senior IL'ite

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    Lol it was too good. The last line was made me laugh Big LaughBig LaughBig Laugh
     
  6. geevee68

    geevee68 Platinum IL'ite

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    WOW, A fantastic one.
    This should be forwarded to all the male chauvinists in the world.


    Geevee
     
  7. So Sure

    So Sure Senior IL'ite

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    :rotfl That was awesome!!

    I really wish all the men go thru the 'monthly' too! Including PMS! :crazy

    R,
    Sharada
     
  8. madhurisatya

    madhurisatya Silver IL'ite

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    That was awesome.Thanks for posting.
     
  9. ujalahsujith

    ujalahsujith New IL'ite

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    Nice one..Which is absolutely true.
    Thanks for sharing
     
  10. Meenamohan

    Meenamohan Silver IL'ite

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    Laxmisri, It was very nice. Esply I like the climax. hilarious!!! Thanks for Sharing
     

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