Never Joke with an Engineer : Engineers Can Prove Anything For 10 Marks Question : Prove : PAPA = MAMA. Medical Doctor : ”Out Of Course” Chartered Accountant: ”No Way” Barrister: ”Cannot Be Proven” Social sciences: "Not in this world," but….. Engineer: It's a Simple Solution As we know, Pressure(P)= Force/Area i.e. P = F/A ?F = PA ························ (i) Now, aacording to Newtons 2nd law of Motion, Force(F) = Mass(M) × Acceleration(A) i.e. F =MA ···················(ii) From equation (i) and (ii) PA = MA Squaring both sides (PA)² = (MA)² ? PAPA = MAMA
As an antithesis I wish to add here, that it is common practice among celebrities divorce celebrated in public cutting cakes. I presume the phrase “n th divorce for Him & n+ 3 divorce for Her” would be icing ON the CAKE. Thanks and Regards.
Beautiful phrase. Brain the long & short of it. You have cut the long story short. Thanks and Regards.
Sir Thanks for dropping by and contributing your own unique signature style of humor to this thread. I have really started enjoying reading your comments more than the actual smiles I post
Overwhelmed. It is better to try firing neurons in the auspicious hour before rush hour! Thanks and Regards.
I called my Arab friend home for a traditional 'Onam Sadya'.(traditional lunch) The Arab friend asked me: "Is the Onam lunch Veg or Non veg?" I told him: "It's Vegetarian, are you coming? " He said he would come... . And he came and sat for the 'Sadya' (lunch). I placed the traditional big banana leaf and a glass of water in front of him to serve the Onam lunch, and went inside to bring the Onam meal. When I came back, my Arab friend ate the big banana leaf and drank the water, and said: "Masha Alla ... Thamam... This is the first time I have ever eaten such a big leaf as 'salad' ..." ???????????? HAPPY ONAM!
