Positivity : Folks were compiling their family history but were confounded about how to describe their great uncle who had died in the electric chair in prison in a positive light. After some discussion, this was their final description of their illustrious relative: "Uncle Jerome occupied the chair of applied electronics at one of our leading government institutions. He was attached to his position by the strongest of ties. His death came as a shock."
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