Welcome To The Wild Ride On The Choo Choo Train

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PENCILS

Remember pencils
How we enjoyed
Drawing with stencils

Pencils
Mechanical, Charcoal, Number two
Each one is Made
Just for you

Who is a stranger
To erasers
Make a mess ... Erase
Out of space ... Erase
Looking for grace ... Erase

The first undo tool

Pencils and Erasers
Go together like
Milk and Honey
Bread and Butter
Sausage and Buns

Pencils
Used to sketch a painting

Pencils
Used to draft tax forms
And avoid fainting


Ah pencils ....
So many sweet childhood memories
Pencils
A staple in a grown-uo's stationary


The good ole pencil
So underrated, yet
Highly invaluable

Pencils.

 

TAXES

Tax season is upon us
And array of forms
That look ominous

Get out your calculators
Get out your slide rule
Because you prefer to do things
Old School

Taxes taxes taxes
What is your bracket
Subtract gross salary from column A
Multiply difference with column B
That is your tax
Certainly , you must agree

Taxes taxes taxes
Out your forms in order
Staple your W-2 to your 1040
Arrange forms in numerical order

Separate your Federal from State
Alert you mail Stare to Federal and Federal to State

Now won't that be one heck
Of a mistake

Taxes taxes taxes upon us
And you certainly must be honest


Happy Tax Season!

 

EYELINER

Eyeliner
Accents your eyes

Eyeliner
Makes you wish
You were mine

Eyeliner
Black, Brown, Smokey Grey
Skinny, Fat, Long Enough to
Command an Entree

Eyeliner
Cat-eyes
Egyptian-eyes
Indian-eyes

My Oh My

Eyeliner
Makes you feel there is a
Wheel in a sky
Till I make you mine

Eyeliner

 

HAIRS ON MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN

Hairs on my Chinny Chin Chin
Oh my, one is stuck
If you are able to yank one out
Good luck!

Hairs on my Chinny Chin Chin
Some are thin
Some are thick
Some come on a whim

Hairs on my Chinny Chin Chin
Pluck, pluck, pluck
Awwww f***
I missed one
Totally out of luck!

Hair on my Chinny Chin Chin
The ones threading misses
And you wouldn't dare put
Wax for some Misses

Hair on my Chinny Chin Chin
Alas, lady-beards are in!

 

MY PAINTING MY REFUGE

My Painting
My Refuge

Where I express
My inner thoughts

Where I express
My inner dreams
That remain
Yet to be seen

My Painting
Something that captures my eye
And etches forever into my heart

My Painting
Wishlist for God Almight
To get me Light and Steady

My Painting
Cannot go a day without it
My Painting
Without it, I will go about and
Shout it

My Painting
Helps to remove the pain
My Painting
Makes me feel I am in gain

My Painting
My Refuge

 

PEANUT BUTTER

Peanut Butter
Oh so yummy

Peanut Butter
No need for
Sugar and Honey

Peanut Butter
Rich, velvety consistency

Peanut Butter
Yet, it is no mystery

Dip sliced apples into it
Dip sliced pears into it
Have with a warm glass of
Turmeric Milk
Makes your mouth feel like silk

Peanut Butter
Oh so yummy
Peanut Butter
Hey, not for you, honey

All mine, mine, mine
And it is so divine!!!

 

PAPER ROSES

Paper roses
Fill any space
With colorful hue

Paper roses
I don't have to
Water you

Paper roses
Good for all
Seasons

Paper roses
Good for any
Reason

Paper roses
Stack them
Arrange them
Display them
Anyway to wish

Paper roses
Use them to garnish
A table filled with
Savory dish upon dish

Paper roses
Buy them at your
Local dollar store

Paper roses
Create them and
Allow your creativity
To explore

Paper roses