Kids Jokes, Not So Kiddish Though:)

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  1. Naari

    Naari Platinum IL'ite

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    Hello ILs,

    I was playing with my 5 year old and decided to have a kid humor session with her. She enjoys little kids jokes that she understands and laughs endlessly:sweatsmile: So, found some online and shared with DD. These indeed cracked DD up and I must say I couldn't answer these either and I loved them too. So thought of sharing them here.

    Wordplay jokes
    Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
    A: Nacho cheese!

    Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
    A: Frostbite!

    Q: What do elves learn in school?
    A: The elf-abet.

    Q: Why are seagulls called seagulls?
    A: Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!

    Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
    A: He wanted to go to high school.

    Q: Where do pencils go for vacation?
    A: Pencil-vania.

    Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
    A: To go with the traffic jam!

    Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
    A: You put a little boogie in it.

    Q: Which flower talks the most?
    A: Tulips, of course, because they have two lips!

    Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
    A: You're a fun guy [fungi].

    Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get an earring?
    A: About a buck an ear [buccaneer]!

    Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
    A: An impasta!

    Q: Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby?
    A: He was a little hoarse.

    Q: What kind of lion never roars?
    A: A dandelion!

    Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
    A: Arrrrrr!

    Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
    A: A tuba toothpaste.

    Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
    A: Because 7, 8, 9.

    Q: Why are fish so smart?
    A: Because they live in schools!

    Q: What time do you go to the dentist?
    A: At tooth-hurty!

    After many years, a prisoner is finally released.
    He runs around yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!"
    A little kid walks up to him and says, "So what? I'm 4."

    Just silly jokes
    Q: What did 0 say to 8?
    A: Nice belt!

    Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
    A: Because they might peel!

    Q: How do bees get to school?
    A: They take the school buzz, of course!

    Q: What did the snail say when it was riding on the turtle's back?
    A: Wheeee!

    Q: What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
    A: A milk shake!

    Q: What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
    A: A bunny ribbit.

    Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
    A: A towel!

    A snake kid asks his mom, "Mom, are we poisonous?" His mother says, "Why do you want to know?" The snake kid says, "because I just bit my tongue."

    Source: 35 silly jokes for kids | BabyCenter
     
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  2. Amica

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    I'm laughing way too hard at these. [​IMG]

    Thanks, @Naari. :thumbsup:
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    This is so cute ! Going to share it with other kids ! I didn't get any right though ! :sweatsmile:
     
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    Amica, always love your emojis! That ones really enjoying herself [​IMG]
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