Hello ILs, I was playing with my 5 year old and decided to have a kid humor session with her. She enjoys little kids jokes that she understands and laughs endlessly So, found some online and shared with DD. These indeed cracked DD up and I must say I couldn't answer these either and I loved them too. So thought of sharing them here. Wordplay jokes Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? A: Frostbite! Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The elf-abet. Q: Why are seagulls called seagulls? A: Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels! Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? A: He wanted to go to high school. Q: Where do pencils go for vacation? A: Pencil-vania. Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? A: To go with the traffic jam! Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: You put a little boogie in it. Q: Which flower talks the most? A: Tulips, of course, because they have two lips! Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus? A: You're a fun guy [fungi]. Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get an earring? A: About a buck an ear [buccaneer]! Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An impasta! Q: Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby? A: He was a little hoarse. Q: What kind of lion never roars? A: A dandelion! Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter? A: Arrrrrr! Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A: A tuba toothpaste. Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7, 8, 9. Q: Why are fish so smart? A: Because they live in schools! Q: What time do you go to the dentist? A: At tooth-hurty! After many years, a prisoner is finally released. He runs around yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!" A little kid walks up to him and says, "So what? I'm 4." Just silly jokes Q: What did 0 say to 8? A: Nice belt! Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? A: Because they might peel! Q: How do bees get to school? A: They take the school buzz, of course! Q: What did the snail say when it was riding on the turtle's back? A: Wheeee! Q: What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A: A milk shake! Q: What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit? A: A bunny ribbit. Q: What gets wetter the more it dries? A: A towel! A snake kid asks his mom, "Mom, are we poisonous?" His mother says, "Why do you want to know?" The snake kid says, "because I just bit my tongue." Source: 35 silly jokes for kids | BabyCenter