That was hilarious! But so true! I loved everything you had written, but the last one was so good! You missed writing that main point in the 'May be Indian Problem'. Lots write that as the main qualification for the matrimonial ads!. So having the 'Very Indian Problem' is actually a very essential aspect for some/?lots of matrimonial advertisements.
- When you have a unisex name and someone tries to reason with you that name is for boys - When your name is abbreviated to RJay, AJay, CJay by non-Indian friends
- Beat c** out of remotes when it doesn't work. Press the reset button harrrd when battery is abut to die. Only Indians do so?!
No work life balance. Most Indians work more than 40 hours per week, weekends included often making themselves available as per different time zones.
Another very indian problem: Buy an item, use it and return it a day before the last day or on the last day.
My most recent Indian problem. When i couldn't join husband for a dinner party, lovely Indian-acquaintance-hostess lady packed enough food for 3 in her tuppeware boxes and sent it for me. Not general plastic. Tupperware. And not box. Boxes. Now the Indian in me is wondering what to fill them in with when i return them... Will biscuits do? Chocolates? Fruit? Nuts? Or am I to make indian snack and send?
after paying 2800 rs for a blouse, those 20 rs must have been the push which thrown her down the cliff .....hahaha
may be thats why my tailor never believed me and made the clothes on timewhile i had to go out of station in real .....hahaha
getting respect just because you know the language called as english, is also very indian thing.... parents feel very proud when their child cant speak and understand their mother tongue but speak only english.....