Nardy And Gheeky Science Jokes

haha i like all your posts here

 

Thank you. Some feel science is a very serious subject but it's humourous side tickles our funny bone.

 

yeah particularly -OH is alcohol or -OL is alcohol my 11th 12th standard is seriously funny time i felt science interesting my chemistry mam she pronounce oxygen as "Axygen" 12th zoology mam is my inspiration she is the one who advised us to look straight in ppl eyes while talking so that they wont have time to look or listen to something else science is really funny thing

 

Oh ok..this is the page Cimorene was talking about..well, I have never seen this till she made a mention. Interesting. Let me see if I have something to contribute..cant compete with you young gens..still will make an attempt

 

Q:What is horsepower?
A:The power it takes to drag a horse a given distance in a given amount of
time.

 

A Simpleton's Guide to Science
Relativity : Family get-togethers at Christmas
Gravity : Strength of a glass of beer
Time travel : Throwing the alarm clock at the wall
Black holes : What you get in black socks
Critical mass: A gaggle of film reviewers
Hyperspace : Where you park at the superstore

 

thanks for

 

@anupama1

Seriously funny jokes!! haha..

LOL