Humours In & Out Of Wedlock

Humour IN & OUT OF WEDLOCK

Smart answer by a female passenger on a flight...A guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...
'Nice perfume.....which one is it?... I want to give it to my wife..!!'
Lady: 'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'
2. A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent, Edward doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Edward is not a rose, Don't smell him,Teach him ....
3. Mother to Son: Who is Sultan Aziz?
Son : Don't know
Mother : Devote some time to pay attention to study also
Son to Mother : Do you know Aunty Jennifer?
Mother : Don't know.
Son: Sometimes pay attention to Daddy also .
5. A cute excuse:
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher: So what makes you late if they were fighting?
Student: One of my shoes was in mom's hand, and the other in dad's..
6. Wife: I hate that beggar.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Rascal, yesterday I gave him food. Today he gave me a book on
"How to Cook !!!
7. Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: Did u drink?
Husband : oh no!
Wife: Idiot!!! then why are you typing on a suitcase?!!!
Bereft humour even God can not help humans.

 

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