Pedro came home drunk at four in the morning and his wife started yelling n crying.. Pedro : honey, I swear, this time it was special..I was at this fancy bar, which had even the urinals made of GOLD ! She said she didn't believe him, so she called the bar. Pedro's wife : Hello, My husband claims to have spent the night at your bar and says your urinals covered in gold. Is it really true ? Bartender : Hey, Martin, I think we found the guy who pissed in your Saxophone !