Seenager!

@Ouroboros
What is the short form for this name so that I can address you without twisting my tongue. Four 'o's and a solitary 'u' is too much for me to handle. Thak you in anticipation.
Coming to the subject, a meanager is a good one.I'll have to squeeze him between a teenager and seenager.

That has been my life so far but I could never describe myself in such crispy fashion so far. I may use it in one of my future ramblings and I hope I don't get into Copyright issues.
I now feel tempted to ask myself this question. Should I be a Seenager or a meanager? A tough choice!

 

@Viswamitra
Seenagers do have a lot of experience but never know when and how to use it. They invariably use it at a wrong occasion and become the butt of a joke. Grandchildren feel amused when they look at their grandparents as if they are seeing a 'Chettiar ' doll in a Golu.

You are right. My daughter sets the time in the wall clock by seeing when I take my medicine. Old age is fun!

 

@Amulet

That's clever indeed. But my mind usually presents to me totally defunct and unusable stuff.
Let me now ramble a bit which is as usual unrelated to the subject we are talking about.
The other day, I had a phone call from a credit card vendor. He started telling me about all the salient features of the card. He even assured me that I was not obliged to clear the dues even if the Bank reminded me. After an hour long discussion, I asked him the upper age limit for the card user and he said 65. When I told him that I was well past my mid seventies, in a highly aggrieved tone, he said that I could have conveyed this info in the beginning itself. 'I would have', I told him, 'if you had given me a chance to speak'

 

@gorgeous23
This is not my own stuff. Please don't give me any credit for it. I don't even know who wrote it. Anonymous, I presume.

 

@Amulet

Talking of ebay and the like, let me digress some more. In my young days, my mum would hand over a list of grocery required for the month. I would go to the tiny shop nearby and hand over the list to him. All items would be packed in newspapers. Things like oil would be filled in the bottles I carried. In other words, we bought only those items which were required for a month's existence.
Today the scenario has changed drastically. My daughter goes to the super market and buys everything that is attractively packed. She would go through the description on some items and add them to the cart. About 20% of the items bought would lie at home unopened till the expiry date! My son in law doesn't believe in going to super markets. He uses the internet to order for everything from doughnut to a doberman!

 

@kkrish
This reminds me of Lord Sive being guided by his son Subramanya!