Cheeniya And His Alter Ego

Our cousin glass lizard, or snake lizard, or legless lizard is legendary in animal kingdom! Why? They resemble a snake and are creepy crawlers. But they also exhibit a glorious trait. They can lose their tails at will. Drop the stuck tail rather than prise it out from a rolled rock.

I don't see any reason for our species to adapt into a human. You humans took millions of years to tuck your tails in but we prefer to drop them at will.

With 4336 admirers, we would like to establish our own nation-state now. Comrades, let's revolt.

Your,
Lizzy

 

I don't want to. I am happy to be born a lizard, live a lizard and die a lizard. But ever since I heard of that theory of birth and rebirth and those 8400000 lives, I am scared. Then came this fellow named some Darwin or whatever with his theory of evolution and I am scared to death as I may evolve as a human in some foreseeable future. Those 4336 admirers, as you say Sir, are rejoicing or sympathysing over my fate, I don't know but if Facebook is to be believed it may mean anything.
Look, I have already started talking like a human!!!!!!

 

Not finding it anymore ! What does moved to the right thread means. I am a bew student in this college/university .

 

I erroneously posted in this thread.
Later, I moved the post to the right thread.

 

Ira: Did Cheeniya like my brewing witches and octopus portrait?
Alt-Sri: He gave a weird expression.
Ira: What weird?
Alt-Sri: He was rolling his beard between his fingers as if he was trying to measure the length of his beard.
Ira: So, what happened?
Alt-Sri: Then, he was puzzled. That's it.
Ira: That's it? What do you mean by that's it. There should be something beyond "that's it".

(the door creaks)

Lizzy: Hillo!
Alt-Ira: Who invited her?
Lizzy: Noh woon. I joost tirned up.
Alt-Sri: What's with your avatar picture Ira?
Ira: O! I reinvented myself.
Alt-Sri: You were tired of reinventing Cheeniya and decided to reinvent yourself. Good thought. That nice man deserves a break.
Lizzy: Izz thoot a hurn or a wuur.
Alt-Ira: Wuur?
Lizzy: Yus, a wuur, thut smull rooceptacle hoomans use to huur.
Alt-Ira: Jeez! What have our got here.
Alt-Cheeniya: I think she meant a "ear" that human use to "hear".
Lizzy: Yus, yus.
Ira: That is no horn or huur. That is my antenna.
Lizzy: Antoona.
Ira: Yes, QPQ discussions are so diverse so I need an antenna to follow.
Alt-Cheeniya: When is your next portrait of Cheeniya.
Ira: I need to be inspired. With such non-cooperative crowd, how do I muster inspiration.
Lizzy: Yoo come to mee wurld for enspooration. Wuu huve lot of tails, snouts, colors and iyes.
Ira: My next portrait will be a mega mora mucha attempt. I just need to find the inspiration.

 

Dear Cheeniya,
Thanks for the advice. To be honest I consider nothing as trash. As for Darwin and his theory I am not sure. Once I went to Mansarover and Kakbhusandi told me of his 1000 lives before he (again ) became a man and then again a crow and one of those 1000 lives was life as a lizard. If that is true, there is every possibility that monkeys were also lizards once. That's the reason for my worry.
Please take my feed backs as subtle humor only.

Yours truly,
Lizard aka Lizzy