Hi friends, these jokes i read from net.. this is just for fun.. 1. When grahambell invented the telephone he found already 10 missed calls from the RAJANIKANTH 2. Rajnikanth e mail id : gmail@rajnikanth.com. 3. Once Rajinikanth was playing cricket in monsoon......... Rain was cancelled due to match. 4. rajnikanth gave a cheque to a bank, the bank bounced. 5. What would have happened if Rajinikanth was born 150 years ago? The British would have fought for independence!
6. Rajnikant strted using FACEBOOK...within 10 sec he got trillions of nOtificatiOns..... One of them was..... Facebook wants 2 b your frnd..... 7. Once Rajni sir took loan from dinosaurs and after some years dinosaurs asked him there money back and that was the last time anyone heard about DINOSAURS.... 8. Rajinikanth woke up one day and decided he would share one per cent of his knowledge with the world. Thus, Google was born! 9. Once Lord Shiva woke up from his penance to find out that his "Trishool" was missing... Angry Lord Shiva asked Parvati mata..."Where is my Trishool.." Parvati mata says "Rajnikanth has taken it..." Puzzeled.. lord shiva asks the reason and Parvati mata says..."He had to eat Maggi noodles with it".... 10. the world wont be end in 2012... b'coz rajni brought laptop with 3 yrs warranty...
11. when Rajnikanth logs into Facebook, Facebook changes its status- "Serving Rajnikanth". 12. only rajni knows the name of two persons who shake their hands in nokia mobile phone. 13. even GHAJINI remembers RAJNI. 14. in a filmi fight scene rajnikanth fought with an animal , rajni sir kiicked his chin, from that time that animal was called GIRAFFE. 15. Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds Museum in his drawing room.
16. Rajnikant dig 4 wells on the corner of his farm.. Just to play Carrom. 17. Once Rajni Refused to his old tooth powder, Now its called as AMBUJA Cement... 18. Rajni started working in a call centre...the clients started doing night shifts! 19. Recently Rajni Sir Adopted Two Elephants, Two Camels and Two Horses you know why? To Play Chees! 20. one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars. they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’. later they found. that.. …... rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth……………..
21. Once Rajni went to Japan and forgot his phone there in Vibrator mode. Now scientists know what triggered the Sunami in Japan. 22. Once Rajnikant was caught on the highway for over speeding… while walking…. 23. Long back Tom Cruise was talking to Rajnikanth –. Tom Cruise – My house is too bog, need to go from one room to other by train/local. Rajnikanth – is it! My house is too big if I go from one room to other Mobile requires ROAMING…. 24. Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant! 25. When Rajinikanth was at school;. 'HISTORY' was called.... "CURRENT AFFAIRS"
26. in 2008 rajnikant lost his purse, and as a result recession came. 27. rajnikanth was teaching his grandson how to use gun in chennai. and osama bin laden died by mistake... 28. once rajnikanth went in an empty building and did some mathematical problems. that building is now... IIT 29. Once a photograph of Rajinikant was given for Xerox. We got two copies of XEROX MACHINE. 30. Rajnikanth was once running round the Globe. Then what, his sweat made all the oceans.
31. Once Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test… the rough sheet he used is known as…........... OXFORD DICTIONARY 32. Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth was approached to do Mission Impossible. He refused, because he found the title insulting! 33. Once rajni was operated for kidney stone.... Today that stone is know as mount everest. 34. RAJNIKANT goes to the court and sentences the Judge. 35. When Wright Brothers invented the Air Plane, They flew to Rajinikanth's home to surprise him.. But unfortunately that day Rajinikanth was gone for a Holiday by his Helicopter.