A humorous look at birthdays after 50..!!

A humorous look at birthdays..!!
Yipee..i m excited..today is my birthday.. i m a year older..wiser..??Naah..!!
but hey what r my insides discussing..?
Mind: thank god she is a year older..can safely blame it on age now if i start acting wierd..oh by the way..watch it tongue..
Tongue : now what did i do..? blame my permament residents - the taste buds..
Heart: hey..watch it blood..can u slow down a bit..u r upping the bp..
Blood : hey, what r u complaining about..blame it on age..and yes, while u r at it..u may as well stop lazing around & pick up the pace..u slagger ..u..
Arms: can age really do that..you wave twice..what with the loose muscle joining in the fun of waving bye bye..double trouble..!!
Stomach: oh god..she is a year older..enough enough..how much more does she want to pile in..have some pity age..
Kidneys : what is it with her... she overworks us..can anyone tell her to go slow on all those sweets..she will surely kill me if she does not watch it..
Back : hey..watch it u guys in the front..go easy on the bulge..
Legs: what r u all complaining about..all of u r sitting pretty on me..i remember those days when i could hop, skip & jump with agility & speed..yeah..age has a lot to answer for..
Knees : oh yeah..what about me..? oh god..age....all those aches & pains..the only silver lining to all this is that it can give me an excuse to complain about all the aches & pains..darn them..
Bones : hey..i m the one to carry all of u..have pity me muscles..i may get worn out..
Muscles: its all in the mind..she can if she wants..see..its back to square one..!!
AGE: YEAH GUYS..BLAME IT ALL ON ME..!!

 

thanks...had fun penning it..

 

thanks..had fun penning it..